♔ ｆｉｒｅ┊ ❝verb: to have sex or simply have your way with the opposite sex.❞

[beermark]

( so, denmark has by now found out that not only is he not the only one to be randomly kidnapped and held somewhere against his will… but also that all the other adults were in a hotel, not a bowling alley.

clearly this is incredibly serious! )

I AM AN ADULT AND DON'T BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! Listen up! More importantly than anything else

Comments

[criticizes]

Probably went by mental age.

[beermark]

( fufufu- NO SERIOUSLY he tries some sort of haughty laugh. it fails. ) I see, so Sve- Sweden was in a nursery school.

[criticizes]

Ya shoulda joined him. [ Norway is just the superior part of Scandinavia once again. ]

[beermark]

I'm not a little crying baby. ( again with the superior voice… )

[fireandiceland]

Maybe you should have gone to the carnival.

[beermark]

There was a carnival? ( that sounds really fun??? )

[fireandiceland]

I guess. I didn't go there, though.

[Because has he mentioned he is not a child today?]

[beermark]

We should go, Ice! I bet it'd be a lot of fun! Let's go!

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Well, excuse me for being a teenager!

[beermark]

This must be yer fault!

[gonnamarrydaddy]

That again? I told you, I had nothing to do with it!

[beermark]

For being a teenager! Yer making me look bad!

[fatedmagica]

H...huh?

U-um... I'm sorry... [ Apologizing just because... well, he's so mad. It feels like someone needs to do this. ] Was the bowling alley really that bad..?

[beermark]

Nah, it was pretty okay. ( SUDDENLY A CALM VOICE… ) Well, the beer was shitty and there was no way the food was healthy, but I like throwing bowling balls at things!

[fatedmagica]

By 'things' you mean 'just the pins', r-right?

Um, but... You like bowling...? It was unfortunate that we all got forced to go... I think, maybe... it'd be fun to go again and play for real, so... um...

[ She stops herself, realizing that she's begun to ramble to a stranger. ] I-I'm Madoka, by the way! Sorry to bother you, I-I just... I'm glad you're okay now, at least...?

[beermark]

I've only been three times now! Ever! I think it's kind of weird, football is a way better sport anyway, but I guess I can see why some people like it! Like at least there's air conditioning, and it seems like yer encouraged to drink! ( yeah he's rambling to a stranger and doesn't care. ) But it still pisses me off that everyone thought I was a kid, ya know, Ma… Mad? Ya have a weird name.

[klavierkavalier]

[Well, from the volume of his voice this could only be Denmark or America. It's fairy obvious which.]

... Denmark.

I do not know what a bowling alley is, but I can assure you it would have been preferable to that hotel.

[beermark]

Even one of the German prudes got to go!? ( HIS OUTRAGE. CANNOT BE STOPPED. )

[klavierkavalier]

I hardly wanted to! Not that I am... that.

[beermark]

This is the worst news ever! I bet that instead of building our tunnel, Germany was in a hotel room, pretending to be sexy!