ALL I WONNA DO TODAY IS......

[beertower]

FUCKING SIT ON MY ASS AND LISTEN TO PAT BENATAR-LOVE IS A BATTLE FEILD WHILE EATING FUCKING TWINKIES AND LOOKING LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT...

BUT NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO GET OFF MY ASS AND LOOK CUTE, WHICH TODAY IS PRETTY MUCH JUST GOING TO BE LIKE GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT GET SENT HOME TO CHANGE, AND I CANT EAT FUCKING TWINKIES BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY GO

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[xxxcryingxxx]

FATYY!

JK!

[_fly_boy_]

You just made me cry with happy.

You just won.
Forever.

And ever.

Yay!

[breakn2overu]

aww honey.
call me tomorrow

[most_truly_not]

you are smokin baby