Most embarrassing moment!

[beerweedbeer]

A co-worker and I were talking about embarrassing moments today and I wanted to hear some of yours. You can even create a new user name to reply if it's too embarrassing but lay it on me

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[beerweedbeer]

you fail the internet.

[littlp]

I was very shy when I was younger. Whenever I saw a boy I thought was cute, I'd turn around and run the other way.

I had my first kiss when I was 15. We were walking around the neighborhood and I knew that he wanted to kiss me but I was nervous so I kept talking. Next thing I know it feels like there is a wet plunger on my face. I have never experienced anything like that before in my life. Next thing I hear is OUCH! I had bit him so hard he was bleeding. I freaked out and ran away crying yelling that I was going to be a nun...

I was terrified to kiss anyone else for 3 years after that because I was convinced it was me.

[cheshire_girl]

i once got a 6-pack of beer at a gas station and drove away with it on the roof. it fell off and they all broke right by yogi's. THAT was mightily embarrassing.

i guess when i was blackout drunk one night some friends had to help me to bed, and i grabbed their asses for support. i don't remember this at all, but apparently it was pretty funny.

[fetha]

I don't know where to begin...

Following your theme, I once accidentally left my dildo sitting on top of my dresser when my grandparents came to bring me something in Bloomington.

Then there was that time I had to take a diarrhea shit in the bushes next to the Psych building...