It's my birthday so love me.

Tonight my friend Jason and I were walking back from the Vid and we stopped by the museum downtown to take a piss. Jason says "there is a guy sleeping over there" and I was pretty drunk and thought it was a bag of leaves. I kicked it as hard as I could and kicked the guy right in the face and the guy jumped and went GAHHHH then fell back asleep. ( Read more... )

WoW this is so cool. I found this website www.hulu.com where you can watch tv shows/movies for free! All you have to do is sign up. There are advertisements throughout the movie,etc.... but it's worth it. Check it out.

Even though this was the Yankees I thought it was awesome. They do a "Roll Call" until the players wave to them. Brilliant.

Are you fucking kidding me? Who would do this to their kid?

I drank with Kenn Nunn tonight, I pretty much rule.

I thought this was pretty funny. WARNING: Nerd Alert

I've officially broke up with cigarettes. I'm sick of feeling like shit every morning because of those fuckers. I know i've also said this probably ten times or so but every time I try she begs me to come back, saying she will change but never does.  I'm sure we will have a one night stand someday but i'm ending it today (well was actually ( Read more... )

I <3 Kristen and Chris Barker, they are the only ones who read this shit anyways. I wish we had more time to discuss the time traveler but next weekend we must! Love you guys!

I often use cabs a lot, so often that I actually know most of the drivers by name. They're all nice people but the dispatcher is the biggest asshole on earth. I hate having to deal with him but last night I was actually refused a ride. After a few drinks some friends and I decided to go swimming at woodbridge. All was well but my friend who gave me ( Read more... )