Grindhouse was OK for the first 2 hours and then OMG Quentin threw out some slow-paced shit with no payoff. But it is worth seeing in the theaters just for the beginning part because WOWIE ZOWIE ZOMBIES EXPLODING!!!
No way dude. Seriously I spent most of it turning to Anna and being all "JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BORING! SINCE WHEN IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT BITCHES TALKING? BECAUSE 90% OF IT IS JUST BITCHES TALKING. WHERE IS THE PART WHERE THE CARS BLOW UP?" and then the cars blew up for like 5-10 minutes and then the ending was totally phoned-in.
I mean, shit, about 1/4 of the way through he stopped even trying to make it look like an old movie and it just looked like a new movie shot on crappy digital cameras. "Planet Terror" was way over the top, but at least it was fun and exciting. "Death Proof" was boring for a while, exciting for a couple minutes, boring for a while again, exciting again for a couple minutes, and had a totally unsatisfying ending.
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April 17 2007, 16:46:34 UTC
I thought Dan Savage had the best take on 300: The Persian army was portrayed as either a bunch of yowling Islamiacs or an armed Pride Parade led by an eight-foot Miami club fag with a predilection for making other men kneel in front of him; these people were "bravely" slaughtered by a bunch of frat boys fresh from the gyms of Brentwood under the banner of "freedom" and "democracy." It was like a damn Republican propaganda flick.
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At least, that is my take on it
seriously that dialogue needed to die so bad
also that whole "Spartans dug on liberty and democracy and weren't into doing dudes at all omg" thing, that was fun too, thanks Frank Miller
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Grindhouse was OK for the first 2 hours and then OMG Quentin threw out some slow-paced shit with no payoff. But it is worth seeing in the theaters just for the beginning part because WOWIE ZOWIE ZOMBIES EXPLODING!!!
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Seriously I spent most of it turning to Anna and being all "JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BORING! SINCE WHEN IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT BITCHES TALKING? BECAUSE 90% OF IT IS JUST BITCHES TALKING. WHERE IS THE PART WHERE THE CARS BLOW UP?" and then the cars blew up for like 5-10 minutes and then the ending was totally phoned-in.
I mean, shit, about 1/4 of the way through he stopped even trying to make it look like an old movie and it just looked like a new movie shot on crappy digital cameras. "Planet Terror" was way over the top, but at least it was fun and exciting. "Death Proof" was boring for a while, exciting for a couple minutes, boring for a while again, exciting again for a couple minutes, and had a totally unsatisfying ending.
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I guess I had fun when they were chopping things up but anything else in the movie was kind of garbage!
Stop talking, Queen of Sparta
Stop Talking Right Now
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