☠ ON THEBEE #3 KAGEYAMA
And Why You Should Quit a Job That Sucks, summarized in conversation.
ZECT: You kind of fail at your job.
Kageyama: I will do anything if you're going to keep loving me!
ZECT: We want you to kidnap a loli for blackmailing purposes. Oh, and she has ice cream.
Kageyama: I'm in.
ZECT: We want you to guard Area X!
Kageyama: What's that?
ZECT: None of your business.
Kageyama: Oh, well. I'm only the leader of Shadow, anyway.
Kageyama: What were those shady files that burned down that I was supposed to, and failed to protect?
ZECT: None of your business. Now go and kill this worm lady.
Kageyama: Oh right, those have been behaving weirdly of late. Any idea why?
ZECT: Yes. & It's none of your business.
Kageyama: So I am too weak for worm lady. :( Do you still love me?
ZECT: Fortunately we need you to work with her now.
Kageyama: Lucky! One liaison with the enemy and I don't need to know why, coming up!
TheBee Zecter: Wait. Why is Mishima non-conning me?
Kageyama: As long as he still loves me, I don't care.
TheBee Zecter: I'll remember that. >:(
ZECT: Oh right and we also want you to eliminate Tendou's sister.
Kageyama: But she's a cute moeloli.
ZECT: The other one.
Kageyama: Fuck yeah, I get to spite Tendou!
TheBee Zecter: Hahaha, no you don't.
Kageyama: Nooooo! Come back!
Yaguruma: lol hi.
Kageyama: I didn't mean you.
Kageyama: So ZECT fired me. But worm lady still loves me and wants me to kill a native! This way, I can get ZECT to want me back and restore my-- what do I even want to restore, who cares! I'm gonna do it.
ZECT: What the fuck are you doing, boy.
Kageyama: I'm gonna shoot everyone!
Native: But you used to be a ~part~ of them.
Kageyama: Don't jesus me!
Worm lady: He's taking too long. Let's kill him.
ZECT: What she said.
Kageyama: Oh snap.
Yaguruma: 'sup honey. I handed in your resignation.
Kageyama: We get to escape the plot that stopped making sense ten episodes ago?
Yaguruma: And we get matching outfits.
Kageyama: :D!
Maybe one day I will write a serious version of this.
OMAKE
ZECT: So where did those additional rider systems come from?
Hoppers: None of your business. :)v
ZECT: You kind of fail at your job.
Kageyama: I will do anything if you're going to keep loving me!
ZECT: We want you to kidnap a loli for blackmailing purposes. Oh, and she has ice cream.
Kageyama: I'm in.
ZECT: We want you to guard Area X!
Kageyama: What's that?
ZECT: None of your business.
Kageyama: Oh, well. I'm only the leader of Shadow, anyway.
Kageyama: What were those shady files that burned down that I was supposed to, and failed to protect?
ZECT: None of your business. Now go and kill this worm lady.
Kageyama: Oh right, those have been behaving weirdly of late. Any idea why?
ZECT: Yes. & It's none of your business.
Kageyama: So I am too weak for worm lady. :( Do you still love me?
ZECT: Fortunately we need you to work with her now.
Kageyama: Lucky! One liaison with the enemy and I don't need to know why, coming up!
TheBee Zecter: Wait. Why is Mishima non-conning me?
Kageyama: As long as he still loves me, I don't care.
TheBee Zecter: I'll remember that. >:(
ZECT: Oh right and we also want you to eliminate Tendou's sister.
Kageyama: But she's a cute moeloli.
ZECT: The other one.
Kageyama: Fuck yeah, I get to spite Tendou!
TheBee Zecter: Hahaha, no you don't.
Kageyama: Nooooo! Come back!
Yaguruma: lol hi.
Kageyama: I didn't mean you.
Kageyama: So ZECT fired me. But worm lady still loves me and wants me to kill a native! This way, I can get ZECT to want me back and restore my-- what do I even want to restore, who cares! I'm gonna do it.
ZECT: What the fuck are you doing, boy.
Kageyama: I'm gonna shoot everyone!
Native: But you used to be a ~part~ of them.
Kageyama: Don't jesus me!
Worm lady: He's taking too long. Let's kill him.
ZECT: What she said.
Kageyama: Oh snap.
Yaguruma: 'sup honey. I handed in your resignation.
Kageyama: We get to escape the plot that stopped making sense ten episodes ago?
Yaguruma: And we get matching outfits.
Kageyama: :D!
Maybe one day I will write a serious version of this.
OMAKE
ZECT: So where did those additional rider systems come from?
Hoppers: None of your business. :)v