DAVE THE "wild mushroom" man

[beezerpleaser]

soo i was working on yesterday and this man trots into the farm stand with two plastic shopping bags.... quite attractive i must say, with a bandana, blonde hair and southern accent... very hippie ( BUT HOT in a weird way) so he plops his bags on our counter and says "Y'all wanna buy some local wild shrooms to sell here?" i turned shocked... did he

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[canistoopsolow]

hahahaaha oh boy thats funny hahaha what a dissapointment. i miss you things on the home front are whack

[saltwaterjo]

hahahajhasfihasfoi slay me