so what the fucks up? i don't know who hates me or whatever but lets see my fucking car got keyed a couple weeks ago..yeah writing "Hi!" on the passanger side door is hiliarious..and now someone stuck gum on the fucking on the underneath of the door handle. and i have little pieces of glass in my hands from picking up the broken mirror last night ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!!!

yup definitely sick. pretty lame. class today was an utter waste of time. went in for a quiz and apparently there was also a midterm today? guess i have not been paying enough attention in that class..but i got an 84 on it all the same. i was there for all of 20 minutes? ha. maybe if i actually read the questions i could have done better but i ( Read more... )

Happy fucking Birthday Rachel!

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so all ready to go to class today even though i did not want to..i got up i took a shower got dressed drove to school...started walking in and some asshole drove really close to the sidewalk to get all the slushy shit all over me. yeah thanks. all the other cars made it a point to move away from the sidewalk..but nope not this one..completely all ( Read more... )

so just now this fly was in my room and flying toward me and i was like *GRAB* and i did grab it and it grossed me out and i screamed and dropped it..but i guess i squeezed it or something because when i dropped it it just fell to the ground...but yeah. what now?

I just had the weirdest dream ever...I am thoroughly creeped out.

ETHAN!!!!! where the fuck are you?? This is all because you didn't do the resume isn't it? FUCKER!!!!!

I went to the picnic and I brought Apples, Bananas, Carrots, Dicks, Elephants, Fatties, Gonorrhea, Hos, Israel, Jelly, Kykes, Labias, Marmalade, Narcissism, Operators, Penii, Quarters, Rolaids, Sushi, Titties, Uvula, Vibrator, Wiggers, X-rated videos, Yer mama, Zoos. and what? mmhmm thats right bitches.

there was a really bad accident in southampton on my way home..it was pretty scarey......i wish doods weren't tired..cuz im not and i dont want to be here..