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[beforetoday]

You know the only thing worse than an Uncrustable?

A generic Uncrustable.

That's right, the only consistent form on sustinance in my life has been downgraded to "e.z. jammers Awesome Sandwiches."

Totally Take-Out, you've broken my heart.

P. S. Coffee with Leah tonight!

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Comments

[superpotato]

they no longer have uncrustables? what the fuck?

[beforetoday]

They still have strawberry ones for now, but the grape nes have gone to shit.

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[kissmytattoos]

hey now. i love ez jammers. years ago at camp (BEFORE uncrustables graced the university spotlight) we had ez jammers all the time. they're made in gaylord. i mean, let's support the local businesses people!

:)

[beforetoday]

They're local?

I was actually too afraid to eat them. I passed mine along to Toby, who said they were edible.

Are we still on for tonight?

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[cuteleia7]

The situation is made worse by their lack of proper capitalization and the ridiculous attempt at hip punctuation.

e.z. jammers...

It sounds like the name of a door stop, not a sandwich.

ahhhh

[lesthanjill]

i too am very very sad about the uncrustable situation, let's stage a protest!! we want smuckers back =]

Re: ahhhh

[beforetoday]

I guess I should be giving them a try if they're a local brand and whatnot...

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