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[beforetoday]

Best phone message of my life:

While You Were Out...

"Someone who read the paper today read your police brief and "thought it was the funniest thing in the world" and "wanted to give you kudos."

I received this a day after getting an e-mail from someone who asked if my police briefs were made up.

Comments

[kissmytattoos]

the hamster's condition and name are not known...

true journalistic genious. i love it.

[abluemuse]

The police briefs should be online, so we can send them to Fark:).

[beforetoday]

They are online, but there's no archives, so you can only access the current day's briefs.

Look at the top bar on the Web site and you'll see "Police Briefs."

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[amphetamine42]

A girl sitting next to me in COM also thought it was the funniest damn thing she ever read. I prefer the one about the person getting arrested in a cafeteria (which also included the menu of the day), myself.

[beforetoday]

That one's my favorite so far this semester. That and the stolen pizza warmer. :)

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[greyseal]

HAHAHAHAHA

Oh, my.

[beforetoday]

My job's pretty cool sometimes.

Ironic that it happened during Domestic Violence Awareness Month.

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[superpotato]

that is officially my favorite police brief ever. i love the way you described the events. my favorite line has to be "The hamster's condition and name are not known, McGlothian-Taylor said."