[] third poisoned apple

[befriendthewolf]

[A cheerful voice rings over the phone.]

Oh, hello!  I've been meaning to call about this lately, my apologies...  Back home, I was part of what you could call a favor bank.  We'd do whatever the client needed; clean up around their house, help with... romantic woes, and the occasional apprehension of a delinquent, in return for their own favors in

Comments

[kinda_crabby]

Sounds like a scam.

1/2

[befriendthewolf]

No one asked you.

[befriendthewolf]

Hmm? How do you mean? It's just like any other banking system.

[kinda_crabby]

I seriously doubt someone capable of putting together something that complex and coherent could be this obliviously stupid and innocent, but that doesn't matter.

What do you mean by "romantic woes"? This may actually be relevant to my interests.

[rapier_ex]

So you just took whatever the job was?

[befriendthewolf]

Uh-huh! It's always worth it, and we had a wide range of talents!

[doudemoe]

[Hi. Guess who was sleeping in? Saturdays with no school \o/]

Mnnn, sounds great.

[befriendthewolf]

...Are you still asleep?

[She is counting you in anyway, SO DEAL WITH IT]

[doudemoe]

[Yes, he is. Deal with it. :|]

[befriendthewolf]

[Oh, she'll deal]

So you say you want to be a maid? It'd be hard to get a maid outfit here, but we could find one if you're so insistent...

[noneed_2worry]

That sounds like a lot of fun!

[befriendthewolf]

It is! There was always something for me to do, and it's gratifying helping other people.

[noneed_2worry]

So how do I get started?

[befriendthewolf]

Well, I've still got to get things organised, but you could start by advertising for us! If you have a cute outfit, that'd work even better.

[fuckyeahsealand]

So you do favors and then people owe you? [HMM...]

[befriendthewolf]

Uh-huh! Well, they owe the bank... but it's a similar concept!