Hrmhmm yes... I think that was it!

HAHA!

Much better.

((Fizban has been casting Fizban's Helping of Happiness in the area and has thus turned himself and all woodland creatures within about a mile radius into Mokona. This effect will last two days, and anybody who comes to talk is likely to be turned into a Mokona as well. Unless of course they ( Read more... )

I wonder where Bilbo went off to.

I'm bored.

HAHA!

...

oops.

((Fizban just turned a rock into a large Red Dragon who is now probably rampaging and terrorizing shit. Have fun guys))

All right turkeys! Now we'll see who's boss! HAHA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

((Stupendous Size Shift result - 6: Gargantuan. There is now an enormous turkey wandering around looming over everyone))

Why hello there little birdie. How are you?

I wonder how I can improve you.

((Preposterous Polymorph result - 11, monkey))

GAH! AWAY FOUL BEAST!

((Fizban is fighting off a monkey who is perched on his head and attacking him violently))

HEY! STRIPES! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, IT'S TIME FOR A PRUNING.

Or are you going to let me become all non-symmetrical? >D

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MY HAT!

((Fizban has remembered every time in which he lost his hat. And thinks he lost it again.))

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE!

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