An event more apropriate to March 17th
If you are easily grossed out by human biology don't read further. So I crapped green. Like Green Eggs & Ham green. Leprauchan and shamrock green. Green Lantern green. Emerald City green. I'm really not sure if I should be worried for my health or not. I suppose it could have something to do with the Fennel I ate last night. That's really the only thing I ingested that I can think of that isn't an every day part of my diet. It's not like I never eat Fennel though so that is weird. I had some asparagus with dinner last night too, but it was like 5 pieces, and I've never crapped green eating roast Asparagus before. So what the heck is wrong with me? To Wikipedia! (or WebMD or something).