Dear Diary ...

[beggargirl]

Dear diary,

I have a horrible horrible secret to tell.

For years now it's weight has burdened my soul, and fear of kimlett 's wrath have kept this voice silent; but no longer!

While most of you believe kimlett to be a sweet innocent creature. A doe eyed vegetarian. A lover of mankind and all things cuddly

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[puentos]

Oh my god,

that's why first thing in the morning her breath smells like whiskey and baby guts.

It all makes sense now......it all makes sense.

She was always so quiet and normal, except for the spladders of blood and the baby screaming inside of her. Just when you thought you knew someone. bam! they eat babies. *sniff sniff*

[nconley]

Wow. lol

[beggargirl]

To look at her you wouldn't even know.

I bet it has something to do with all that Smashing Pumpkins she used to listen to.

Damn you Billy Corgan!

[kimlett]

HOW DARE YOU REVEAL MY SECRETS!!!!@!@!

that's it, i'm eating your first AND second born now!!!

ps. that picture is so awesome! i'm totally making an avatar out of it

[beggargirl]

*cowers in fear*

Um, I think I owe puentos my first and second born (I lost them at poker)...
Are you going to eat them before, or after the exchange?

[kimlett]

DURING!!

if i eat mark's hands in the process, well that's his own damn fault!

[puentos]

Oh god,

I need those children. I've played a lot of poker since then and i need them to get the cronies of my back

[sciencequeen]

I knew she had a plan to take over the world, and what better way than to thin out the population, one jerk baby at a time! :)

[neelyung]

halo
do u haev any tin cans 4 me?