Happy Birthday! - Do Not Read.

[beggargirl]

One hundred and thirty years ago, minus a day, the upper portion of the American continent emerged screaming forth from the depths of Mother Earth's uterus, a mere fifty years after it's southern conjoined twin. This upper portion of brand new land mass was christened shortly after a long and bloody battle between the natives of this place,

Comments

[puentos]

i've never seen that much blood come out of my rectum before....thanx a lot!

[vanilla_pie]

Oh come on Mark... you're forgetting the day after you had your first date with MR. STUD.
There was a lot of bleeding that day too. :)

[puentos]

oh right! but it's hard for me to remember that as i passed out from the pain within the first 3 minutes.....god that was hawt!

[vanilla_pie]

Yowza!

[kimlett]

I can't believe Canada is such a bitch and has it's birthday so close to yours. Trying to steal all of your glory.

[juniper_belle]

yeah, fuck you, canada!