remember this??
how many libertines fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
347.
pete to screw it in
one person to post about it at .org
one person to post a link to their post at the_libertines
twenty people to worry that pete is screwing lightbulbs recklessly and will die soon
fourteen to defend pete's lightbulb-screwing ways
six to doubt that pete ever screwed the lightbulb in anyway
thirty people to try and screw in the lightbulb just like pete, xx
seven to post excerpts from distantly related babyshambles entries
twenty five to have desperate msn conversations with each other about what repercussions the lightbulb-screwing holds
forty five to write in to NME about pete screwing in a lightbulb
an NME hack to write an article about pete screwing in a lightbulb
twenty six people to complain about the NME article
three people to request scans of the article because they live in barren wyoming famland and can't get NME
andrew kendall to post a picture of pete screwing in a lightbulb
fifty people to flip out over andrew kendall's picture
eight people to feel suicidal with grief
twenty two people to join a community dedicated to discussion of pete and lightbulb changing
nine people to write erotic fanfiction about pete, carl, and a faulty lightbulb
jessie to make an amusing post stating that we know how she feels about lightbulbs.
fifteen people to bombard his manager with emails/texts/phonecalls asking him how he could let him screw in a lightbulb.
twenty people to suggest that he shouldn't be playing gigs if he's still screwing in lightbulbs.
carl to give an interview with nme to say that he still loves peter - the lightbulb antics just have to stop.
eight tabloid journalists to write scathing articles which include the phrase "lightbulb-screwing rocker Pete Doherty..."
6 of Alex's relatives to go "oh did you hear what that friend of yours did a week ago...you know - the one who's going out with kate moss..."
1 grandparent of Jem's to tell you that your boyfriend is a lightbulb-screwer.
Jem's counsellor to say "so.. pete's in a bit of trouble then"
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one supermodel to proclaim that all the lightbulb-related actions make him "dangerous" and therefore she wants to bone/marry/dump him (depending on what day of the week it is).
Jem's mother to worry about whether shes screwing in lightbulbs.
kara to get fired from yet more babysitting jobs for knowing "that lightbulb-screwer
dominic to admit that, yes, he screwed in a lot of lightbulbs with pete.. BUT HE DID NOT SLEEP WITH HIM.
14 friends to ask you whether you're now screwing in lightbulbs
1 friend to ask if she can screw in lightbulbs too
5 friends to feel the need to save you from screwing in lightbulbs with a notorious lightbulb screwer
one singer in Special Needs to ask you if you screw lightbulbs around here often..
Feel free to add your own improvements and i will post them up.
oooo i have secret, that isnt mine, that i musnt tell BUT I NEED TO TELL, it effects me why shouldnt i tell? BAH
and im not getting married anymore, cant be bothered, too exoensive and i like someone else. Sorry to all those that were looking forward to eating wedding hash cake.
Phoebe x