07. Evangelism

[beheadofworship]

Ohhh, people of Mayfield! Please lend your ears, As I, your Justin, will convey the Lord's message to all of you!

O children!  Accept not the judgment of the false idol, Santa Claus!

Naughty or nice, his shallow bribery will not save thee from thy weakness....it can only be eased by faith in great God.

So this Christmas, accept madness into

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[bornwithskison]

...Sometimes I'm beginning to wonder if I'm the only sane one left in this stupid town.

[insane_beats]

Ahhh, Norway. Is it lonely? But it doesn't have to be that way.

[bornwithskison]

Only sometimes. I have moments where I feel like I've gone mad, just like everyone else in this town.

I think I'd rather stay sane.

[insane_beats]

That is only your hesitation. You are afraid, aren't you?

Very good. It's the first step.

[demon_of_paris]

[Great, time to deal with another monument to the collapse of the town's collective sanity that Lobelia has been trying to fight.]

Must you do this all the time, Law?

[insane_beats]

It is His will, Miss Lobelia. Surely you already know.

[demon_of_paris]

All I know is your "God" better stay the hell away from my friends, preacher man. I haven't spent all this month keeping everyone's shit together for that three-lined lunatic and you to mess it up.

[insane_beats]

It's your friends who will come to us.

Ideally.

[nota_bumblebee]

Oh, fucks religion. God's a dildo.

[Oh dear God, Toki, what are you getting yourself into?]

[insane_beats]

["Kill nonbelievers" is on Justin's laundry list, if that gives you an idea.... Bonus points if he's really wearing the santa suit in that icon.]

Such language.

[nota_bumblebee]

It's calleds English, yous Dickweed.

[He probably will whenever he gets around to Secret Santa]

[insane_beats]

Well I think your 'English' needs correcting.

[bbsatbyrobots]

Why would you want to kill Santa?

[insane_beats]

He distracts people from choosing insanity.

That is a very bad thing to do.

[bbsatbyrobots]

But insanity is a bad thing!

[insane_beats]

Why is that?

[legberjack]

Tch. You really got to go along with the shitty dramatics every time?

[insane_beats]

I'm just thinking about the children, Giriko.

[legberjack]

And you're a goddamned idiot if you think they listen! The hell do you know about children, anyway?

[insane_beats]

I was a kid very recently, unlike some fossils here.