10. April Fool's!

[beheadofworship]

[As all of the phones begin ringing off the hook at midnight, Justin is sleeping soundly through them, his headphones ever playing in his ears and one of his hands gently grasping on his pillowcase. He snores loudly into the receiver of the phone, which his drone son is holding up to him. Next, the drone son starts pushing on Justin's shoulder,

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[hit_me_haaarder]

My foot's fine, but...

Nehehehehe, my hand is totally weird. Serious--wait, quiet.

It moved.

[beheadofworship]

Your hand? Wh-

...

This does not sound that urgent, Maka.

[hit_me_haaarder]

QUIET! It can hear you. I'll get it!

[SUDDENLY, LOUD BANGING IS HEARD. A HAMMER, PERHAPS?]

[beheadofworship]

Ahhh. It's too early for this.

What's ... "it?"

[thelostseraph]

Who is this? Where does this device connect to?

[beheadofworship]

Ahh - Justin Law. I am located at 1487 Kramden Road.

Are you new? Usually arrivals wake up much later than this...

[thelostseraph]

That number means nothing to me. Nor does calling me an 'arrival'.

[beheadofworship]

Is that so? Perhaps you should tell me where your own device is connected.

[best_religion]

IF BY TROUBLE

YOU MEAN YOUR BOSS

THEN YES

1/2

[beheadofworship]

???

-!

[beheadofworship]

Ohhh! God!

What are your commands?

[best_religion]

UHH NOTHING REALLY

JUST CHILL OUT I GUESS

[ilutoilet]

J-Justin? Is that you?

[beheadofworship]

... Marie!? Yes, it is! Are you back?

[ilutoilet]

... "Back"? What do you mean? Back where?

[beheadofworship]

Ahh... are you not in Mayfield? Or, perhaps you've forgotten as I did...

[darkmastern]

... Hey this isn't the Delinquent hot line! Who is this?

[beheadofworship]

Justin Law. I am most certainly not a delinquent, but if you'd like forgiveness for being one, prayer should help.