Procrastinating.

[behind_the_scar]

Lovely. I love how trying to relax the other day actually made me... not relax very well. At all.

I also love how I totally beat Ron's arse into the ground yesterday. I'm no pushover, Ron. I may be short, but I'm nimble. And I'm not the one who went crying to his mum to find some ice for his nose, either. I took my beating like a man. And

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[weazleywheezes]

George: Harry, mate, we all know you won and all, but using a word like nimble...

Fred: It just sort of brings you closer to Ron's level...

[behind_the_scar]

... what do you mean? What wrong with being "nimble"?

And what level is Ron at...?

[weazleywheezes]

George: It's just the word, mate.

Fred: ...And low, Harry. Very, very low.

[keeperking]

Oh sod off, you booze hounds.

[snarky_parky]

Cough. Full and sexy lips?

[behind_the_scar]

That's what I said, yeah. What, you disagree?

[snarky_parky]

Cough.

[behind_the_scar]

I thought not.

[library_lurker]

You two behaved like a bunch of kids yesterday. I'm ashamed of you both.

[keeperking]

Oh, we were just having fun, love, don't get your knickers in a twist over it.

[library_lurker]

Mm hmm. And my knickers are perfectly fine, thanks.

[keeperking]

Are they, now? I'm afraid I'm going to need to thoroughly inspect them to make sure, you see.

[keeperking]

You're such a bloody idiot. You going to call me a bitch again, then, mate? *snorts*

You did NOT kick my arse, we both punched each other in the face. Honestly. At least I didn't rush off to, what was it, WASH MY HAIR!? You're such a whiny little woman, don't even begin to start on how much of a man you really are, please. *rolls eyes*

Yeah, Harry, because all I look at are your sodding THIN SODDING LIPS. That fat lip I gave you just improved it, and for the love of Merlin, they are NOT SEXY, MATE.

Hmm, you started the Potions essay? Want me to come up and we can finish it together, then? I don't know why, but I did enjoy fighting you... so long as you don't start screaming like a girl again, anyway. o_O

[behind_the_scar]

I might, bitch. :P

I did, too. And I'm not a woman! Shut up about that, already, my God... I said I was going to wash my hair because it was the first pathetic excuse I could think of. Fuck off, Ron.

I am so. How many people have called YOU sexy, then? After a certain number of people tell you you are, then you can THINK YOU ARE. It's call self-confidence, I think.

Yeah, I kind of started it... Sigh. You can come up if you want. AND I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!

[keeperking]

You're such a tosser, mate. =P

Sure mate, suuuuuuure. Uh huh, was that excuse you used so we wouldn't know you ran off to cry in the corner like the woman you are, then? o_O

How many of those people were sober, mate? I've been called that by the only person it matters to hear it from, thanks. I don't need the entire sodding world telling me, just one person is fine. And mate, they are THIN. LIPS. Mine are far more fuller, you're just jealous, I reckon.

All right, I'll be up there in a minute, then. I doubt asking Hermione will help (though we can ask her after we finished our essays, right?), and you do scream like a girl. It's true, just ask anyone else, preferably the twins. ;)

[grabbe4cake]

Potter's a girl. I say it again.

[behind_the_scar]

I am not. I say it again.