WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[behind_the_scar]

OH. MY. GAWD. I AM A GIRL.

WHERE IS MY PENIS??? I MISS MY PENIS!!!!

I'D GLADLY TRADE IT FOR ALL THIS BLEEDING - I THINK I'M DYING.

I HATE EVERYTHING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

JUST... PENIS! GONE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS???

Comments

[redhead_on_fire]

Oh Harry, you'll be fine, I promise.

But this is really horrible, it is.

[behind_the_scar]

Thanks, Ginny.

Horrible as it is... it's certainly interesting. I guess.

[_finn_again_]

HARRY! WILL YOU HELP ME KILL DEANNA (YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLING DEAN, THAT FUCKER)?

[behind_the_scar]

Why, what's he done now?

[_finn_again_]

HE KEEPS TAKING PICTUES OF EVERYONE!!!

[whinytears]

He's the smartest person in Gryffindor.

[msdaphne]

I miss your penis too, Harry.

I mean, Harilda.

[serpent_sexgod]

Harry.

And why? /:)

[msdaphne]

Nah, I kinda like Harilda.

And....actually, no reason. I don't really know where I was going with that.

[behind_the_scar]

Well I do not!

... Thank God.

[snarky_parky]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH GOD!! THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST WEEKS EVER!!!

NOT ONLY ARE YOU A GIRL, YOU'RE ON YOUR - YOUR - YOUR - OHHH, IT'S TOO MUCH!!

You're an unbelievable wuss, Harry, but fuck, come to my dorm later and I'll tell and even show you everything you need to know about being a girl on your.. PERIOD! HAHAHAHA! I'll quite rightly do anything at the moment; holy shit I'm in a good mood!!

[behind_the_scar]

IT IS NOT! :(

... SHUT UP!!

It's... subsiding. I think. It's no longer flowing out like... like Niagara Falls or something. Er.

Normally, I would consider coming to see you, Pansy, but I have a sneaking suspicion that this was your idea. So I won't.

[snarky_parky]

Oh, no. It wasn't my idea. Do you want to know who's idea it REALLY was?? I've been DYING to tell you!!

[behind_the_scar]

... Let me guess. It was Draco's.

[morag_a_gogo]

This is just too rich!

I'm so sorry that you ended up it being that time. Do you have cramps too, Harriet?

I think I'm going to take some pictures.

[behind_the_scar]

If by rich, you mean traumatising and possibly suicide-inducing, then sure. Totally.

... um, yeah. I don't know how you girls put up with them all the time. I just want to keel over and DIE.

.... of me???

[morag_a_gogo]

OF COURSE. ALL OF YOU. I want to remember this until the day I die!

[behind_the_scar]

... what do you mean, ALL?