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behind_the_scar

Hm...

Apr 22, 2005 22:41

Vaginas are interesting and intriguing things, I've discovered.

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serpent_sexgod April 23 2005, 02:43:18 UTC

....

Do I know you?

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 02:44:18 UTC

I think so. I'm that girl that used to be your boyfriend, remember?

serpent_sexgod April 23 2005, 02:46:49 UTC

....

I refuse to believe you're my Harry.

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 02:49:30 UTC

What?

....

Thread 23

lavender_blue_ April 23 2005, 03:25:22 UTC

I imagine it must be an adventure for you. Have you found all the flaps and things?

Penises are very strange and I've no idea how you live with them sticking out all the time.

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 03:29:13 UTC

It has been. It's like... a Cave of Mystery and Femininity...

It's easy! I miss mine, though.

lavender_blue_ April 23 2005, 03:37:21 UTC

But they're, like... so... thrusting. I miss my vagina. (Trade?)

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 03:40:57 UTC

Mm... I miss thrusting, too.

Sorry. We can't.

keeperking April 23 2005, 03:33:21 UTC

NO THEY ARE NOT, THEY ARE WEIRD AND I'D RATHER.... NOT HAVE ONE!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY, I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY HELP YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK DO SOMETHING IF ANYONE CAN GET ME MY PENIS BACK!!!!

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 03:42:22 UTC

Have you played with your girly bits yet? Have you erm... nevermind. Um.

Draco says it'll wear off only when he wants it to... And in all the research we've done, we can't find anything...

giggle_fits April 23 2005, 10:07:10 UTC

Harry, if you really must play with your girly bits, don't do it in public. I saw what you did in Potions

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 15:11:35 UTC

I WAS SCRATCHING AN ITCH!

Thread 9

grabbe4cake April 23 2005, 03:47:21 UTC

dont talk about stuff

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 03:49:50 UTC

But why not? I can talk about whatever I want!

...do you think I'm pretty?

snarky_parky April 23 2005, 09:47:51 UTC

Harry, that's Crabbe!

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 15:12:06 UTC

I know. I like the input, though. :D

Thread 9

snarky_parky April 23 2005, 09:49:19 UTC

Yes, they're wonderful things, darling. Please don't ask me how to use it.

behind_the_scar April 23 2005, 15:12:43 UTC

I already know how to use it, though. ;)