Please stop the shit.

[behind_the_scar]

After hearing about Draco being chased up a tree a few days ago, I've made it my personal mission to make sure he isn't harmed in any way, including being BOUNCED

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[notasneakdammit]

Could have told you this was getting old ages ago, Potter.

[behind_the_scar]

Let's just say I needed a bit of a shock to realise the truth of the matter...

[lavender_blue_]

The truth of the matter?! You know what's a shock? Waking up in the wrong body. You weren't telling us to stop the shit when you were a girl, were you?

Anyway, I'll gladly see this stop as soon as the Slytherins stop too. They just can't be allowed to get away with what they've done.

Not all of us can be the fucking Boy Who Lived, okay Harry? And you don't have to be thinking You-Know-Who for every single fucking second of your life. The pranks are harmless. Frustrating, demeaning, yeah, but harmless. So CALM DOWN.

[behind_the_scar]

Well, for one thing, I enjoyed the whole "being a girl" thing, for the most part. It was less of a prank and more of a gift, even if I didn't realise that immediately.

They'd have stopped if we'd just left them alone this time around, but nooo... You lot had to concoct this whole ANIMAL thing, and let's not forget that I was conveniently left out of the planning process. I think that says something. You didn't think I'd have done it. And I wouldn't have. You know why?

It's because I've got reason to believe something's not right with all this. Things aren't adding up, and the signs are seemingly everywhere... but I can't fucking narrow them down.

... IF I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT VOLDEMORT, THEN WHO THE FUCK WOULD, LAVENDER?! HE'S AROUND. HE'S GOT PLANS. AND I THINK WE'VE ALL BEEN IGNORING HIM FOR FAR TOO LONG! IT'S ONE THING TO BE HAPPY AND TO RELAX, BUT IT'S A WHOLE OTHER THING TO BE HAPPY AND RELAXED INSTEAD OF ALERT AND AWARE OF ONE'S SURROUNDINGS!

Harmless. My. Arse.

[keeperking]

I have to admit it was fun bouncing him before lunch.... though I think he was looking under my skirt!?!??!

[behind_the_scar]

... You didn't!

That's it. He's not leaving my pocket EVER AGAIN. I don't care how much he mewls.

And as if he'd care about your skirt. He was just RUNNING.

[keeperking]

Of course not, mate. Though, he was sniffing my arse... ergh....

[behind_the_scar]

Animals do that.

[library_lurker]

So I take it you're going to try and blame this on me as well as everything else that's going to happen to the twitchy little ferret in the future?

[behind_the_scar]

No. I'm sure you've done nothing to him. I can't blame you for anything.

At all.

[library_lurker]

Your sarcasm is duly noted, Potter, but I can assure you that I had nothing to do with this. Why would I do it to Millicent who is MY FRIEND.

[behind_the_scar]

I wasn't BEING sarcastic! I was trying to hint to you that I don't even blame you for hating me...

Sorry you missed that. I'll try not to be so subtle with my desperate attempts at mending our friendship next time.

[whinytears]

I wish I could still carry Cedric around with me. I carry a piece of him in my heart, of course, but that seems to be giving me health problems.

It is most unfair.

[behind_the_scar]

Erm. It's good that you do that. Keeping his memory alive and everything.

I think.

[whinytears]

I'm not sure I've got room left for his memory. Maybe a left foot, though.

[morag_a_gogo]

It's too bad you can't have his child or something. Then you could keep him forever.

[giggle_fits]

Draco being chased up a tree

XD
That was fun. Revenge is sweet =D

[behind_the_scar]

It was NOT fun. I had to get him down. You could've done more to help, you know.

[giggle_fits]

I would have if he wasn't in the house that gave me a penis

Really, Harry you shouldn't have rescued him. He could've got down on his own