memeage
Because I have nothing better to do at 3.11am on this Saturday night, here are two ridiculously long memes.
1. Name one person who made you smile today.
Ahmed doing the crazy chicken dance
2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Turning my alarm off so I could go back to sleep.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Changing my washing over
4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
I suffered some kind of severe memory loss which would mean 13 years later I would remember nothing about that year whatsoever, other than the fact that I was 12.
5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Right, lets go" which I actually said to myself followed by me singing We've Got To Get Out Of This Place by The Animals. Then I said "Oh dear Lord I'm talking to myself".
I wish I was joking.
6. How many different things did you drink today?
Tea, water, fruit smoothie and enough Saudi Arabian mango juice to float a navy.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
Black. It's the token black hairbrush in a predominantly white hairbrush area.
8. What was the last thing you bought?
Underwear
9. What was the last gift you received?
Umm... I guess wine and chocolates from John if they count as a gift. He didn't try to pummel them out of me again to take back home with him, so I suppose they do.
10. What color is your front door?
Brown. It's the token brown door in a predominantly white door area.
11. Where do you keep your money?
In Play.com's bank
12. What was the weather like today?
It was a gloomy start to the day with temperatures reaching a balmy 15 degrees. It brightened up towards the end of the afternoon with sunny intervals and an easterly breeze.
13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Ben & Jerry's Phish Food
14. What are you excited about?
Going to Canada in a few days, eh!
15. Say something about the person who last posted this:
I stole it off my friend on Facebook, and she's one of the funniest, maddest and intelligent people I've ever met.
16. What size shoe do you wear?
6
18. Are you very random?
What an irritating question! To say yes would be on par with "I'm mad, me!". Or maybe I should go with, "You don't have to be random to write on here but it helps".
19. Do you want to cut your hair?
Well I had it cut a few days ago and spent a fortune only to come out looking the same apart from one side of me that's been brutally attacked with bleach. So we'll go with "yes".
20. Are you over the age of 25?
Not yet boyo, but thanks for reminding me it's on the horizon (182 days to go)
21. Do you talk a lot?
I'm saying nothing.
22. Do you watch The O.C.?
Nope.
23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
No.
25. Do you make up your own words?
Yeah, I believe the last one was intoxification in a conversation with Ben. Jenius.
26. Are you ticklish?
Incredibly
27. Are you typically a jealous person?
Romantically I'm going to say no, although I was with Dan but never before or since. I get jealous of people's success and experiences, if that counts.
28. Name a friend whose name stats with the letter "C":
Carissa
29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J":
James
30. Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?
Ben
31. What did the last text message you received say?
"Missing you, have you had a good night? Xxx"
32. Do you chew on your straws?
No. I'm currently weaning myself off tucking them behind my ear to look like a microphone.
33. Do you have curly hair?
Very :(
34. What is the next concert your going to?
Pink and Justin Timberlake I think.
35. Who is the crappiest person in your life?
Jenny
36. How many times have you swore today?
If I had a red pen I'd correct the grammar in that question, because I am anal. I don't think I've sworn at all today which is unusual. Could very easily be mistaken.
37. What is something you say a lot?
"Uh I'd prefer it if you didn't tell the police"
39. Have you seen the movie 'Donnie Darko'?
I have indeed. Cellar Door, etc.
40. Do you have work tomorrow?
Nope.
42. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
Today.
43. What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping
44. Do you have a nickname?
Lynnie (is that really a nickname?), lots of random things. I seem to be called "bitch" quite a bit lately, which i think has a certain je-ne-sais-quoi about it.
45. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Nope
46. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
2002 in Warrington. It was shameful.
47. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Hmm. The Constant Gardener. Although that might have been more than 2 weeks ago.
48. Is there anyone you like right now?
Hmm. I guess so.
49. When was the last time you did the dishes, honestly?
I have no idea. I'm assuming using a dishwasher doesn't count?
50. Did you cry today?
I'm crying now.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4:
When the police came, they found my brother asleep on the roof. Nobody knows how he got there.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can...what do u find?
A purple pen that has one of those windmill sail thingies on the end of it that you stick in the garden and the wind blows it round. Know what I mean? I'm sure it has a name but I'm rather pleased I don't know it.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Some film with Jean Claude Van Damme on the BBC last night as I was going to sleep. It was awful.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2.48am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2.34am
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
It Was Acceptable In the 80s by Calvin Harris
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 3 hours ago when I was coming home
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My emails
9. What are you wearing?
Um. Nothing... I'm in bed.
10. Did you dream last night?
The plane I was a passenger in crashed. Started getting the recurring dreams of planes crashing again after a good few years without them - wonder why they've started again. Stress maybe.
11. When did you last laugh?
About half an hour ago when I read an email from my friend Fletch.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Absolutely nothing, other than wallpaper.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Far more than you could imagine. Ahmed's chicken dance was pretty weird.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It could do with a haircut.
15. What is the last film you saw?
I watched some of that Jean Claude Van Damme film last night but before that I watched most of Happy Feet at Ant and Tara's last weekend and before that it was probably Donnie Darko. Haven't had much time to watch films recently :(
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A round-the-world plane ticket
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Who are you? Who's asking me these questions? How can I possibly answer that if I don't know who you are or what you know about me? Umm okay I'll play along. Two of my teeth are fused together. Freak.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics what would it be?
I would make it so that everyone could feel the emotional effects of their actions, thereby rewarding those who are kind to others and punishing those who are not. Then even the selfish people would go out of their way to do good turns, the unselfish people would be given the rewards they deserve and the world would generally be a nicer place.
19. Do you like to dance?
Damn right I do!
20. George Bush:
*vomits*
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rebecca Anne
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him
Not so sure on this one, which is a shame as I'm much more likely to have boys than girls. Benjamin Douglas. Both middle names are after my grandparents.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I would love to live abroad, in fact I'd be moving to New York in 3 months if I hadn't decided to stay home with Mum instead.
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Well blow me down, is my face red?! That showed me. And to think, i doubted your existence.
Round 2
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
ARGH someone's pelted me with bleach! Oh no wait, it's okay, I paid good money to look like this
2. When is the next time you will have sex?
Heh. When I want to.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Raw
4. Favorite planet?
I absolutely adore Neptune. Note: Sarcasm
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
greebo
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
The diamond one. Who has a favourite ringtone? At the moment I have The Milky Bars Are On Me as my ringtone and it's ridiculously annoying. Scared the shit out of the saleswoman in H&M today though so it was worth it.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Who said i was wearing a shirt? Stop making false allegations.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Eh? Yeah, I sew my name on the back of my neck in case of emergencies. No I don't, unless "Person who thinks this question is stupid" counts
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
I'm barefoot but the last shoes I wore were DCs.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
WHAT?!
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Beautiful
12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to Forbes
13. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
I've answered this question already, but luckily for you I've had more text messages since then. It said "Hehe! That does help. How's your night going then gorgeous? I'm just off to another pub to meet a few mates, having a good night so far. Shame you couldn't come xXx"
14. Where is your mailbox?
Downstairs
15. What's a word that you say a lot?
Cabron
16.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Mum. All together now: awwww.
17. Last furry thing you touched?
*sniggers* Not really. Umm. My cushion.
18. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Just the usual cocktail of ecstasy, crack and heroin.
19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
No one cares. Move on.
20. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?
Andrew last week, haven't seen him in years.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
24. Despite the last 5 months, this has been a wicked year.
22. Your worst enemy?
The Milky Bar Kid
23. What is your current desktop picture?
My friend Max and his boyfriend sitting on a bench
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"See you tomorrow, bye."
25. If you had to choose between a million dollars, or being able to fly, which would you do?
If I had $1000000 I'd be rich.
26. Do you like someone?
Is this meme just the same as the other one or what?! Yeah.
27. The last song you listened to?
Unintended by Muse
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Probably not. I'm a coward.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
Oooh, don't tempt me.
30. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
Finding out why that question is suddenly all in caps. Then I'd be getting on a plane to see the world.
1. Name one person who made you smile today.
Ahmed doing the crazy chicken dance
2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Turning my alarm off so I could go back to sleep.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Changing my washing over
4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
I suffered some kind of severe memory loss which would mean 13 years later I would remember nothing about that year whatsoever, other than the fact that I was 12.
5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Right, lets go" which I actually said to myself followed by me singing We've Got To Get Out Of This Place by The Animals. Then I said "Oh dear Lord I'm talking to myself".
I wish I was joking.
6. How many different things did you drink today?
Tea, water, fruit smoothie and enough Saudi Arabian mango juice to float a navy.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
Black. It's the token black hairbrush in a predominantly white hairbrush area.
8. What was the last thing you bought?
Underwear
9. What was the last gift you received?
Umm... I guess wine and chocolates from John if they count as a gift. He didn't try to pummel them out of me again to take back home with him, so I suppose they do.
10. What color is your front door?
Brown. It's the token brown door in a predominantly white door area.
11. Where do you keep your money?
In Play.com's bank
12. What was the weather like today?
It was a gloomy start to the day with temperatures reaching a balmy 15 degrees. It brightened up towards the end of the afternoon with sunny intervals and an easterly breeze.
13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Ben & Jerry's Phish Food
14. What are you excited about?
Going to Canada in a few days, eh!
15. Say something about the person who last posted this:
I stole it off my friend on Facebook, and she's one of the funniest, maddest and intelligent people I've ever met.
16. What size shoe do you wear?
6
18. Are you very random?
What an irritating question! To say yes would be on par with "I'm mad, me!". Or maybe I should go with, "You don't have to be random to write on here but it helps".
19. Do you want to cut your hair?
Well I had it cut a few days ago and spent a fortune only to come out looking the same apart from one side of me that's been brutally attacked with bleach. So we'll go with "yes".
20. Are you over the age of 25?
Not yet boyo, but thanks for reminding me it's on the horizon (182 days to go)
21. Do you talk a lot?
I'm saying nothing.
22. Do you watch The O.C.?
Nope.
23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
No.
25. Do you make up your own words?
Yeah, I believe the last one was intoxification in a conversation with Ben. Jenius.
26. Are you ticklish?
Incredibly
27. Are you typically a jealous person?
Romantically I'm going to say no, although I was with Dan but never before or since. I get jealous of people's success and experiences, if that counts.
28. Name a friend whose name stats with the letter "C":
Carissa
29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J":
James
30. Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?
Ben
31. What did the last text message you received say?
"Missing you, have you had a good night? Xxx"
32. Do you chew on your straws?
No. I'm currently weaning myself off tucking them behind my ear to look like a microphone.
33. Do you have curly hair?
Very :(
34. What is the next concert your going to?
Pink and Justin Timberlake I think.
35. Who is the crappiest person in your life?
Jenny
36. How many times have you swore today?
If I had a red pen I'd correct the grammar in that question, because I am anal. I don't think I've sworn at all today which is unusual. Could very easily be mistaken.
37. What is something you say a lot?
"Uh I'd prefer it if you didn't tell the police"
39. Have you seen the movie 'Donnie Darko'?
I have indeed. Cellar Door, etc.
40. Do you have work tomorrow?
Nope.
42. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
Today.
43. What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping
44. Do you have a nickname?
Lynnie (is that really a nickname?), lots of random things. I seem to be called "bitch" quite a bit lately, which i think has a certain je-ne-sais-quoi about it.
45. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Nope
46. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
2002 in Warrington. It was shameful.
47. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Hmm. The Constant Gardener. Although that might have been more than 2 weeks ago.
48. Is there anyone you like right now?
Hmm. I guess so.
49. When was the last time you did the dishes, honestly?
I have no idea. I'm assuming using a dishwasher doesn't count?
50. Did you cry today?
I'm crying now.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4:
When the police came, they found my brother asleep on the roof. Nobody knows how he got there.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can...what do u find?
A purple pen that has one of those windmill sail thingies on the end of it that you stick in the garden and the wind blows it round. Know what I mean? I'm sure it has a name but I'm rather pleased I don't know it.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Some film with Jean Claude Van Damme on the BBC last night as I was going to sleep. It was awful.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2.48am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2.34am
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
It Was Acceptable In the 80s by Calvin Harris
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 3 hours ago when I was coming home
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My emails
9. What are you wearing?
Um. Nothing... I'm in bed.
10. Did you dream last night?
The plane I was a passenger in crashed. Started getting the recurring dreams of planes crashing again after a good few years without them - wonder why they've started again. Stress maybe.
11. When did you last laugh?
About half an hour ago when I read an email from my friend Fletch.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Absolutely nothing, other than wallpaper.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Far more than you could imagine. Ahmed's chicken dance was pretty weird.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It could do with a haircut.
15. What is the last film you saw?
I watched some of that Jean Claude Van Damme film last night but before that I watched most of Happy Feet at Ant and Tara's last weekend and before that it was probably Donnie Darko. Haven't had much time to watch films recently :(
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A round-the-world plane ticket
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Who are you? Who's asking me these questions? How can I possibly answer that if I don't know who you are or what you know about me? Umm okay I'll play along. Two of my teeth are fused together. Freak.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics what would it be?
I would make it so that everyone could feel the emotional effects of their actions, thereby rewarding those who are kind to others and punishing those who are not. Then even the selfish people would go out of their way to do good turns, the unselfish people would be given the rewards they deserve and the world would generally be a nicer place.
19. Do you like to dance?
Damn right I do!
20. George Bush:
*vomits*
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rebecca Anne
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him
Not so sure on this one, which is a shame as I'm much more likely to have boys than girls. Benjamin Douglas. Both middle names are after my grandparents.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I would love to live abroad, in fact I'd be moving to New York in 3 months if I hadn't decided to stay home with Mum instead.
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Well blow me down, is my face red?! That showed me. And to think, i doubted your existence.
Round 2
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
ARGH someone's pelted me with bleach! Oh no wait, it's okay, I paid good money to look like this
2. When is the next time you will have sex?
Heh. When I want to.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Raw
4. Favorite planet?
I absolutely adore Neptune. Note: Sarcasm
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
greebo
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
The diamond one. Who has a favourite ringtone? At the moment I have The Milky Bars Are On Me as my ringtone and it's ridiculously annoying. Scared the shit out of the saleswoman in H&M today though so it was worth it.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Who said i was wearing a shirt? Stop making false allegations.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Eh? Yeah, I sew my name on the back of my neck in case of emergencies. No I don't, unless "Person who thinks this question is stupid" counts
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
I'm barefoot but the last shoes I wore were DCs.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
WHAT?!
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Beautiful
12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to Forbes
13. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
I've answered this question already, but luckily for you I've had more text messages since then. It said "Hehe! That does help. How's your night going then gorgeous? I'm just off to another pub to meet a few mates, having a good night so far. Shame you couldn't come xXx"
14. Where is your mailbox?
Downstairs
15. What's a word that you say a lot?
Cabron
16.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Mum. All together now: awwww.
17. Last furry thing you touched?
*sniggers* Not really. Umm. My cushion.
18. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Just the usual cocktail of ecstasy, crack and heroin.
19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
No one cares. Move on.
20. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?
Andrew last week, haven't seen him in years.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
24. Despite the last 5 months, this has been a wicked year.
22. Your worst enemy?
The Milky Bar Kid
23. What is your current desktop picture?
My friend Max and his boyfriend sitting on a bench
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"See you tomorrow, bye."
25. If you had to choose between a million dollars, or being able to fly, which would you do?
If I had $1000000 I'd be rich.
26. Do you like someone?
Is this meme just the same as the other one or what?! Yeah.
27. The last song you listened to?
Unintended by Muse
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Probably not. I'm a coward.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
Oooh, don't tempt me.
30. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
Finding out why that question is suddenly all in caps. Then I'd be getting on a plane to see the world.