the paper came out today, and here's my editorial that i'm ridiculously proud of... i just scanned it as opposed to typing it all over again, so tis damn huge, but eh. have a read, if you like.
i'm going to bed in 45 minutes, for i must go to school at 6:45 am, travel to U of I, and whore myself once again to the gods of competitive testing... this time at the state level. one day of one-on-one quality time with the bitchy asst. principal, Mrs. Jackson. i have a strategy: a continuous wax on/wax off pattern of impress/offend with an occasional stun. then, after i get third place on the state english test, we will return to her car, i will pop in some lou reed, and i will light a cigarette with the window down. "oh, mind if i smoke?" heehee. this oughta be good.
nothing from lang yet. *twitch*
oh yeah...!
this is just too good. you will roll on the floor in fits of laughter. would you like an apple pie with that? wicked witch pics coming soon. now i am tired and must sleep, lest tomorrow be an even deeper circle of hell.