Before I begin: Happy birthday, Remus. It is you birthday today, right? I didn't double check my calender - just saw red words on a circled square which looked something like the day for today... Yes. I think I'll move on now. Drinks tonight?
Now, here's the ranting, as promised. I may or may not kill Dawlish.
So, if any of you hear about Dawlish's sudden and unexpected demise, I suggest very strongly that you look the other way.
The bastard's gone and broken the effin' coffee maker at the back of the offices! And then swamped me in paper work. And then increased my desk shifts. And basically being the bastardly Overlord I've come to think of him as. And you know what the worst part of it is? He doesn't seem to know that his actions have affected me in anyway. Damn him.
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I would like to interview Demelza Robins as a follow-up to the investigation we have been involved in concerning her mother. She seems to prefer you to stand in as a guardian, therefore, I ask: When are you available for this interview to take place?