Saturday morning and the misery's still lurkin'.

I really don't know what to do tonight.

Last night somebody told me custard creams were different to cream crackers.
I have been living a life of lies.

Today I pretended I was a cowboy ( Read more... )

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Today, everything's such a cunt.

So, we must have all seen the images of the four 'bombers' at least a dozen times by now ( Read more... )

Today, I experienced the worst ever sweet in the history of mankind.

It was so bad that 5/6 people were not physically able to ingest them.


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