Video ○ 02

[beingtranslated]

[The first thing the feed catches is a loud clatter of pots and pans as it crashes against each other. There's another long clang when another piece of the kitchenware falls to the ground. A screech is heard and the focus of the Dreamberry becomes clear. The camera captures Steve wielding an apple and an orange, one in each hand, before he pelts

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[thenicer_one]

O-oh my goodness!

[Iris happens to tune in when the apple had hit Dastan squarely on the head. She's not sure if this monkey's dangerous yet. Going to try to talk to the man it attacked now. 8|b]

H-hello?! Are you there?? Please answer me!

[hides_thedagger]

[He hears the voice and tries to lunge for the monkey's Dreamberry to answer whoever's calling him out, but he slips on a fruit and finds himself sprawled on the floor, inadvertently pushing the Dreamberry out of his reach for the moment. He's too proud to ask for help, so he'll simply try to play it cool]

I'm there! I'm there!

[beingtranslated]

[Aha! Steve sees that as a moment of weakness and decides to lunge at Dastan, pulling on his hair as soon as he lands on the man.]

Gummi Bears!

[thenicer_one]

Eeeek!

[That certainly scared her, making her turn away from her Dreamberry for a moment. Okay, pretty much established that this monkey can talk, but what Steve said confused Iris for a moment. Gummi Bears? Is that what he wanted?

Her gaze shifts back to the screen, worried that this man could be hurt.]

Oh no... Hello?? Please respond! Please...

[Action]

[hides_thedagger]

[He wipes apple juices and bits off his forehead before dodging another coming at him]

Calm down, Steve! Just....tell me what gummi bears are and I'll find you some!

[He hides behind a kitchen chair as a pot is sent flying his way]

[Action]

[beingtranslated]

[How is it possible not to know what gummi bears are? Steve hasn't had a single one in a long while so he's not in a good mood at all.

He scampers about the kitchen, knocking over whatever he hits. Utensils go flying, plates crash on the floor. This will definitely not be a fun mess to clean.]

[Action]

[hides_thedagger]

[The Prince scrambles behind the monkey to try and catch the monkey, dodging whatever is thrown at him. Maybe if he could just calm Steve down long enough for the monkey to show him what gummi bears are, then maybe Dastan wouldn't have all of his house overturned]

[Action]

[beingtranslated]

[For a moment, Steve stops his assault on the kitchen and stares at Dastan behind him. He then jumps over the Persian and onto his shoulder only to lunge himself across the room. Steve gathers his bearings on the counter and makes his way to the door.

Stop him before he starts messing up the living room?]

[katona_sziv]

[Just have Hungary kind of...staring.]

...What in the world?

[beingtranslated]

[And Steve actually hears the Dreamberry this time, so he goes to grab it. He jumps up and down as he sees someone on the screen. Maybe she has gummi bears?]

Gummi bears! Gummi bears!

[katona_sziv]

[T-that face...It's so cute.]

Are you hungry?

[beingtranslated]

Steve hungry! Gummi bears.

[ragnalol]

Aim for the balls, man! Lower!

[beingtranslated]

[Unfortunately Steve doesn't know what balls you're talking about. So he grabs the grapes and tosses those at Dastan! They're ball-shaped anyway.]

Balls!

[ragnalol]

No, I meant his -

[why is he talking to a monkey again]

Pants! Zipper!

[beingtranslated]

[He knew what zipper was! Flint used to let him play with one! Steve takes the pear and throws it at where the zipper of Dastan's pants should be.]

BALLS!

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[delicioussnark]

A monkey eating... bears?

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[beingtranslated]

[Steve grabs the Dreamberry, carrying it around as he hears someone on the other end.]

Gummi bears! Hungry!