---------------ABOUT YOU--------------
Name?: Sam
Nicknames: Sam
Names and ages of siblings?: Lucy 12
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 18
Date that you regularly blow them out?: Jan 22
Height?: 5'10
Eye color? Hazel
Hair color? Brown...i think
--------------WHICH ONE-----------------
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, fool
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Parky's
-- Single or group dates: ack...
-- Adidas or Nike: barefoot
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: pepsi
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- Smoke: pot, cigarettes, but not for a long while
-- Cuss: what the cock is this fucking shit?
-- Take a shower everyday: yes, five times a day.
-- Have a crush(es): let me stalk in peace!
-- Who are they: kim deal
-- Do you think you've been in love?: who knows? if so, it was unrequited, so who cares.
-- Want to go to college: good question. i AM going, but still.
-- Like high school: a swirling, sucking eddy of despair with a few fleeting moments of false hope in an ever-darkening universe. but the people were good.
-- Want to get married: current feeling is no. i'd settle down, but marriage seems a little harsh, nezpa (yeah, i spelled it wrong; so? punk?)?
-- Believe in yourself: no. i deny my own existence.
-- Get motion sickness: never, but i've taken dramamine
-- Get along with your parents: half the time. i agree with them less an less these days.
-- Like thunderstorms: now i do, they used to freak me out
-- Play an instrument: violin, guitar, bass, drums (poorly), piano (same) but i don't take any lessons anymore
------------IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU--------------
-- Drank alcohol: yessir
-- Smoke(d): few cigarettes
-- Done a drug: dxm once
-- Made Out: no sir
-- Gone to the mall: once, yesterday!
-- Eaten sushi: no ma'am
-- Been on stage: no...did stage LIGHTING though
-- Gone skating: not for years
-- Made homemade cookies: wha?
-- Been in love: no...not in the way i'm assuming you mean (wait, who is "you"?)
---------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- Flown on a plane: yes
-- Told a guy/girl you liked them: once
-- Cried during a Movie?: once, while drunk
-- Ever thought an animated character was hot?: the fake daughter from the reality tv episode of family guy
-- Had an imaginary friend: tried...didn't work out
-- Cut your hair: mullet, duh
-- Had crush on a teacher?: i've WANTED to crush ms. chappell...with a 16 ton weight or something
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing? not that i can remember
-- Been called a tease: oh, every day, you know me
-- Gotten beaten up: yes indeed, but i'm friendly with them now
-- Been in a fight: yes, twice, lost
-- Shoplifted: yes
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- Age you hope to be married: don't think about these things
-- Numbers and Names of Children: multiple dozens, with names like Arvid, Yorvit, Gaston, Gavrilo, Elasticus, Maqui, Fortinbras, and Stan.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: naked donkey in a ten-foot cake
-- How do you want to die?: exploding head
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: yak herder
-- What country would you most like to visit?: greece again
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
-- Best eye/hair color: green eyes, jet black hair
-- Short or long hair: to the knees!
-- Best height: two feet
-- Best first date location: my penthouse suite
-- Best first kiss location: on the lips
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- Number of girl/boyfriends you've had: zero!
-- Number of kisses you've given: hmm...two, both drunk
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: ah...depends if taking legal drugs over the limit is illegal...in which case it would be significantly more than the definitely illegal five.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: that needs MUCH more thought than i am willing to expend right now
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: maybe ten...t-ball, baseball, few obituaries, won a contest
------------Favorites-------------------
-- Shampoo: the kind that...shampoos..
-- Fav Color: green
-- Day/Night: equally dawn-noon and full darkness
-- Summer/Winter: summer
-- Lace or Satin: Latin
-- Fave Food: french fries
-- Fave sport: baseball i guess
-- Fave sports stars: walter johnson...1910s pitcher for the washington senators
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- Wearing: filthy white tshirt and filthy jean shorts (back from working at a lumber yard)
-- Drinking: absinthe
-- Thinking about: dinner--whoops, no, sex
-- Listening to: De La Soul
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- Cried: no
-- Worn jeans: yes
-- Met someone new online: no
-- Done laundry: no
-- Drove a car: yes
-- Talked on the phone: yeah
----------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- Your friends: i believe anything is possible
-- Santa Claus: no
-- Tooth Fairy: no
-- Destiny/Fate: ...nah
-- Angels: not in the christian sense...or really at all
-- Ghosts: yes
-- UFO's: of course, since they exist. the real question is whether i believe that ufos are alien spacecraft.
-- God: no, but not areligious
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- Do you ever wish you had another name?: yes
-- Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: nope (see above)
-- Do you like anyone?: i think so....
-- Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: ed i guess...but we all act fairly differently
-- Who have you known the longest of your friends?: erica
-- Are you close to any family member? sort of my cousin peter...but only for this summer and he left already
-- Who do you hang around the most?: ed (now college) fez (now college), christine, joe, amanda, ellen
-- When have you cried the most: wow...long ago...probably something stupid...genuine tragedy doesn't make me cry so much as it makes me lose track of things and think alot
-- Worst Feeling?: detachment...at this point
-- What time is it now?: 6:46 pm