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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Take over the world.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Train my cats to hunt hamsters.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Eat more boogers.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Moon the cameras in the parking garage.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
To not care what people think about me.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Read the manual.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Eat at least 2 pigeons a week.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers.
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