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THINKING ABOUT
I love how one of the things listed in the "these are the things that kill me" section of "The Queen Is Dead" is "the rain that flattens my hair."

HOW TO ANNOY ME
Take half a dump in the office less than 10 minutes after we come inside. WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT THERE??


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so i know this is old news and not really news anymore anyway, but is it really okay to use your own lyrics as a headline for a story about your own breakup??

The Most Embarrassing Collection of CDs Anyone Ever Brought to Cheapo To Sell, Even If For Only Fifty Cents*Braid: Frame & Canvas ( Read more... )

A)you're gay. B)you've got a girl friend. C)you kind of thought I came on too strong, or D)I just wasn't your thing, no ring.


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Who was at the DuPont Pavilion?
Why was the bench still warm?
Who had been there?

What's in the elephant's trunk?
Various kinds of elephant junk!

So, you're probably wondering what we're supposed to do now. Well, luckily, I've got some ideas for you! Allow me to submit the following:

Channel your rage into something useful. True, we may be a hung-jury of a nation, and true, we may be the biggest shit out of luck minority in history, but let's be useful. Clean up your house--you can't just ( Read more... )

if jon stewart is uninformed, i will personally chew off my own hand.

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"neil gaiman is played by alan rickman for this photograph."


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