Surely I cannot be the only person out there who wouldn't mind getting molested by Roman Polanski.

Dude is sexy.

Stop hatin'!

(after i saw "the tenant" yesterday, I had an extremely bizarre dream in which he was epically battling somebody using his penis like a fencing sword.)

I don't need anger management. I need REVENGE.

Ok I knew that watching Cannibal Holocaust wasn't going to be a walk in the park what with the actual animal violence, but I figured any self-respecting cinemaphile had to see the film at least once ( Read more... )

what is the past? what dimension does it happen in?
does the future happen in another dimension? has it always happened?

how do the different possibilities fit together as parts in the continuum of this dimension?

why do i have to be here this way?

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Um...This is hypnotic.

OH WAIT, IT'S JONAS ÅKERLUND.

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It's amazing what a remix did for this song which had an embarassingly mediocre original ( Read more... )

I curse you on this, the day of your birth. I curse you with all sincerity and vengeance. I burn you in effigy, that you may suffer every impending moment of the remainder of your life as I have suffered as a result of your unholy and mediocre existence.
I curse you with righteous intent and the glory of hate transfigured into raw power.
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It just occurred to me, that I have been up for approximately four hours making lists on Netflix ( Read more... )

Never watch "Boxing Helena" if you're feeling especially sexually frustrated, because somebody might get RAPED.

OMG JULIAN SANDS + SHERILYN FENN = HOTNESS OTP, WTF ARRRRRRG-G-G-GH! JENNIFER LYNCH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??

The end.

oh, and I almost forgot;--Happy Solstice, bitches.

And never take beer with benadryl--Nausea city.