Only to Find Artificial Affection {3/?}
Poster by pinkdaisukiTitle: Only to Find Artificial Affection {3/?}
Author: bel13venprom15e
Pairing: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), KyuAh (Kyuhyun/OC)
Side Pairing(s): YeWook, on-and-off!EunHae
Genre: Romance, slight!crack, fluff, drama, angst, AU
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kyuhyun was just a college student with no ideas of finding a lover yet. The couples strolling around the city didn't help. As Kyuhyun secretly envied them all, he discovers a cell phone... with quite a weird ringtone. The owner was no other than Kim Jongwoon, or Yesung he prefers, a weirdo who likes to touch philtrums and has a turtle on his shoulder. Yesung happily offers Kyuhyun a lover, and by the next day, a naked unactivated Sungmin awaited Kyuhyun on his bed! When their eyes meet, an amusing yet dramatic adventure starts! The only thing Kyuhyun wouldn't get out of his mind, was that Sungmin was simply a robotic yet realistic figure who pleads him to help him become human.
A/N: Ah, finally the third chapter is here! School is starting soon and I'm scared because it's my last year of junior high. Not to mention my best friend will be in a different team than I am! Ahhhh~~~ I hope I meet new friends that like Super Junior as much as I do. Or better yet, a cute Korean boy that looks like a Super Junior or SHINee member~~~ /fingers crossed There's a bit top!Min here, sorry. XD
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{Prologue+Char.Info} | {1} | {2}
"So please... help me become human..."
The very same statement Sungmin pleaded last night echoed in Kyuhyun's mind. He drowsily opened his eyes to a bright morning after a late-night Starcraft II session to get his mind away from Sungmin's request. Sungmin, Sungmin, Sungmin. But instead, his new boyfriend's name rang in his head. Kyuhyun simply went back to sleep until the door opened, revealing a smiling Sungmin, wearing an light pink apron over his pink abstract-designed shirt and black skinny jeans, while banging a metal spoon against a pan. "Hey, Kyu~ It's almost noon. At least, eat the breakfast I prepared for you."
Kyuhyun simply groaned loudly and hid his face behind the pillow. Sungmin put his hands on his hips and simply "humphed". "Well, if you're not going to get out of bed, yourself..." He approached Kyuhyun, and looked around for any visible skin.
Sungmin's eyes danced as he noticed Kyuhyun's ear sticking out. He leaned his head forward and seductively nibbled the tip of his earlobe. Kyuhyun gasped as he stood up and hit his hyung's face with a pillow. "Why the heck did you do that, hyung?!" Sungmin merely smiled and hit Kyuhyun back with the pillow, a lot more times than the strength Kyuhyun put into his strength. Kyuhyun was flung back onto his bed.
"Well, you couldn't get up. Come on, Kyuhyun ah. It's a beautiful day outside. We should go out again." Sungmin smiled. "So eat breakfast and get dressed."
Kyuhyun nodded his head off the side. I don't really feel like I'm in the mood... Not to mention Sungmin's sudden attack left him in a daze that gave him a headache. Note to self, tell Sungmin to tone it down.
Sungmin, as if he knew how he would answer, smirked, warning Kyuhyun that he's in for a surprise. "Then, why don't we do this?" He suddenly attacked Kyuhyun, making the other widen his eyes, unaware of what was happening. Sungmin kissed Kyuhyun's lips softly as the heat and intensity grew. Kyuhyun moaned in Sungmin's mouth as the older slipped his tongue in.
Sungmin then continued nibbling Kyuhyun's ear which made the latter more aroused by each soft bite. Kyuhyun was breathless, panting as Sungmin kissed a trail down Kyuhyun's neck then reached for his shirt...
"YAHOO! WE HAVE ARRIVED!" Yesung slammed the door open, making a unlucky pair blush dark red. Sungmin glared at him while the turtle lover just blinked. "What? Did I interrupt something?"
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"So you've decided to help him become human, huh?" Yesung said before taking in a mouthful of rice as the four ate the breakfast Sungmin prepared together. Kyuhyun and Sungmin wondered if Yesung was just being polite or is just a plain idiot after the situation he caught of the two.
"Yes. Even though it looks like he can live forever, it seems like his lifetime would only be a year or two. So it'd be better if he became human." Kyuhyun explained, passing a boiled egg to Sungmin. "I want to help him."
Suddenly Kyuhyun's phone rang. He stood up and left the room, leaving a curious Sungmin.
"Umma?"
"Ah, Kyuhyun ah! Your fiancé's here. Don't you want to meet her?" Kyuhyun pinched his forehead and groaned silently to himself. His mother was warped up in the fantasy that his soon-to-be wife was going to be the most perfect wife.
"No."
"Please, Kyuhyun? At least meet her. She's quite a nice girl. Very polite." His mother pleaded. Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. "Fine, but I'm not promising that I'll fall in love with her." He hung up before his mother could even say anything else and went back into the room. "I have to go. My umma wants me to visit her and appa."
Sungmin looked up and stoop up with all the dishes. "Do you want me to go with you?"
"No. They want me to meet my supposed fiancé. I'll be back in an hour or two." Kyuhyun fixed Sungmin's hair a bit and went out the door. Sungmin merely stood there, with a slight frown on his face. Ryeowook noticed this and went up to him, smiling. "It's okay, Min. He'll be back. But if you really want to keep track of how he's feeling, then here." He clasped a necklace around Sungmin's neck.
"That necklace can tell you how Kyuhyun is feeling. In the middle it's usually pearly white. But it can change color according to his emotion. Blue is sad, black is for anger, yellow means happy... and pink is for pleasure." Yesung showed Sungmin, grinning. "So... we'll keep you company while Kyuhyun-ah is gone."
"Why didn't you give this to me earlier?! I would've known if Kyu was enjoying what I did a few hours ago."
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"Kyuhyun, this is Sung-ah. You must recognize her from the pictures. Sung-ah sshi, this is Kyuhyun." His mother introduced the two to each other. Sung-ah bowed a slight angle then lifted her head.
Kyuhyun raised an eyebrow then widened his eyes at the girl. Sung-ah looked back, almost as shocked as him. They pointed at each other. "You!" Sung-ah started stammering non-comprehensive words. His mother clapped her hands together. "Well, why don't you two spend some quality time together?" She shoved the two outside and closed the door.
Sung-ah groaned and turned to Kyuhyun. "You again?! I swear, this must be a small world." She rubbed her temples, tilting her head back. Kyuhyun sighed. "I'm not as ecstatic about this as you are, miss. If you think I'm going to be your prince that'll protect you and be at your side, think again."
"Pssh! Yeah, right! Why would I think that?! I'm only doing this for both of our parents' companies, not for my own gain, jerk." Sung-ah remarked.
Kyuhyun smirked and looked away. "I guess you being a nice and polite girl is just all an act."
"I am nice and polite!!"
They had a walk to Busan full of bickering, and nonsense arguments. Sung-ah finally gave Kyuhyun the silent treatment. Kyuhyun stopped. "I'm going to get us some drinks. Give me some money." He stuck out his hand. Sung-ah was thirsty too, as she eyed Kyuhyun. She "humphed" and smacked a few thousand won onto his hand. The other just left with the money and went into a convenience store.
A few minutes later, Kyuhyun came out with two cans of iced coffee, looking around for Sung-ah. But she was nowhere to be found. "Huh. She must've gotten sick of me and ran off." He walked down the sidewalk only to find Sung-ah cornered into an alley, surrounded by four men.
"We found a little cutie. Hey cutie, what's your name?" One of the men lifted her chin.
"Go away. Hey! Let go of me!" Sung-ah wrestled as two men pinned her wrists.
"Aish, this kind of activity in Busan..." Kyuhyun approached the four men. "Yah, let go of her." The men faced him and sneered. "Here to save your little princess." The lanky man just smirked. "Something like that. Except she's not a princess nor mine." "A witty one, eh?" One of the men replied, punching Kyuhyun across the face. Kyuhyun stumbled onto the ground, touching the bruise on his cheek. The men went closer to him until a familiar voice shouted.
"YAH! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH KYUHYUN AH!" Sungmin shouted, jumping and high-kicking the man who punched Kyuhyun. Sung-ah and Kyuhyun watched as Sungmin was swift and powerful with his moves against the men. He knocked them out in less than a few minutes. He crotched down to Kyuhyun, gently feeling the bruise. "Oh, Kyu... You alright?"
"Kyuhyun... who's he?" Sung-ah asked.
Sungmin turned around.. "Kyu.. who's she?"