Horrors and Delights of the Week - The Strange End of the Internet

[belenustenebrae]

x Those Walking Wrecks of Doom that should never have been printed x

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes - This is me passing the horror along. "Enjoy". If you're easily squicked, don't click. This is a really sadistic link

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[imperatorzlarp]

Farscape: Totally worth it. You have to fight through season 1, though. It gets much, much better after that. (It actually takes itself seriously there. In the next seasons they realize that just doesn't work and the show goes batshit awesome insane.)

[belenustenebrae]

the show goes batshit awesome insane
Now that is the part I want to see! :DDD

I was thinking someone should buy that horrid ebook and we should all try to read it out loud like we did for the eye of argon (sp?). I don't think I would last long. *laughs and headdesks at so many passages*

[moeshas]

Oh yeah We would so suck at reading that out loud... awesomely funny. I mean, if THAT gets published, there's hope for all of us... :oP
and the recipes... yummie... :oP especially the comments rock... :o)

[belenustenebrae]

I mean, if THAT gets published, there's hope for all of us...
Exactly.
Granted, she didn't get published with Harlequin or HarperCollins or such, but still, it's nice to know I can definitely write better than that.

[imperatorzlarp]

The problem is sometimes as simple as actually doing what you can do. I'm really stuck in a *I don't feel like writing* phase. Even if that person is writing about the sexy drop of pee hanging off a knight penis, at least they wrote something... *sob*

[belenustenebrae]

Frankly, if I wrote that thing and managed to get it published, I'd probably wish that somebody had shot me before I'd gotten two paragraphs in.

I know that usually writing crap is better than not writing at all, but THIS IS THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE. Hell, I'm starting to think Twilight is better than this.

When I can't think of something to write, I go sit some place and write descriptions of people/places, what I think those people are up to, and sometimes it kicks something lose.

[xxxdo]

The cook book link! EW! xD

Have you read through the comments people made about the cook book? They had me laughing for ten minutes, they're so funny. Like this one:

"This book really opened up my food vocabulary. I never knew how great these recipes could be. Also, how different they can taste per the person. Mine taste like buffalo. "

*Dies laughing* Buffalo?

That's as gross as it is funny.

I should know better by now than to follow all the links you post, but I still clicked on the second one xD it's too tempting, 'cause I got curious. That is terrible writing. How did the author come up with having the characters do a "Yo Mama" contest?

*Facepalm* Major fail.

Xxx

[belenustenebrae]

MINE TASTES LIKE BACON. *ignores little fact that she doesn't have semen*

How did the author come up with having the characters do a "Yo Mama" contest?
m(__)m yeah, that was the majorly unfunny part. I was laughing my head off at all the awesomely bad p0rn, but that... that was just full of fail. "Little thing" called being "slightly" racist. Though it didn't surprise me. Somebody who can't tell the difference between a body part and a piece of clothing (codpiece) can't possibly make a judgment call on whether or not she's spouting more shit.
And how could she have made her main character think that it was a good idea to become Queen of the Harlots and made her further think that in fact she was the one in charge. D:

[imperatorzlarp]

Because maybe she collects codpieces and harlot queens have the best access?