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( you know you wanna see my pickle... )

on our way to philly. just hit columbia mo. making great time. more to come, i'm sure...

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i have a few job offers in europe (uk and belgium) and central asia (kyrgyzstan) that i am in the process of acting on. so i may be in kyrgyzstan in a coupla weeks making a fucking ton of money. wo0t.

i just farted and the guy next to me is coughing and gagging. it was so bad my eyes watered and i am fucking cracking up and getting nasty looks from everyone.

i will be there on saturday through wednesday afternoon to attend a funeral. my work will be firing me for going (insensitive pricks), so please call if you'd like to see a newly 25 year old belge and his beautiful 22 year old girlfriend irene for one last hurrah for a while.

24 in five days. fuck i feel old.

lawrence high school american eagle texas patriot football team.

made me fucking laugh.

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