003 ♔ [video]

[beliefdenied]

[Good morning Demeleier! On the network today we have - well, it seems that a horse has gotten hold of Battler's communicator. It's difficult to tell at first - all the camera catches is sky as the device is scuffed along the ground by a hoof - and then then the beast comes into view, peering down at it from above

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1/idk man..

[fragmentmiracle]

[Is that..]

[fragmentmiracle]

[There's that air of useless (unsure) that she can sense from it...]

[fragmentmiracle]

[And those eyes...

She can piece the clues together to figure it out...]

[fragmentmiracle]

[She's in disbelief but it's too funny... ]

1/idk...

[goldlace]

[ She decides to go wander outside in hopes of harassing Battler for her long awaited present, but stops when she sees the horse. ]

2/?

[goldlace]

[ .... Wait a minute. White horse? It was right outside of where they were staying, too.

It's not hard to piece together what happened. With the way the horse looks. That incompetent air around it. That look of despair-- ]

3/?

[goldlace]

4/?

[goldlace]

[action]

[gunsablazing]

[Having just gotten off Watch rotation with Karkat, Jr. is heading back to the village when he spots...]

Whoa! A pony!

[Grinning from ear to ear, Jr. slowly approaches, clucking to the horse like he's seen real cowboys do in the ancient western movies from Earth.]

C'mon...don't be shy girl!

Re: [action]

[beliefdenied]

[Hey, it's that kid from before! Battler is okay with this. He starts trotting closer to him, as if that stupid clucking thing is doing any good. Maybe he'll feed him!

Wait wait WAIT - girl?

Battler looks at him - glares at him, even - with a rather outraged sort of expression. For a horse.

And then he rears up to show him his dick.]

[action]

[gunsablazing]

[Jr.'s eyebrows disappear into his hairline.]

Oh, I getcha. You're a boy pony!

[He sidles closer, reaching out to gently pat the horse's thick neck, if the touch will be accepted.]

[action]

[beliefdenied]

[That's better! He is glad the message was received loud and clear. Let's never revisit this moment again.

He is content to accept the pat, however.]

[sidherioghnach]

Pony, Battler?

[beliefdenied]

[OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN

whinnies nervously]

[sidherioghnach]

[The Puck lets out a braying laugh!]

I hope the gift is appropriate!

[beliefdenied]

[EDGES AWAY]

1 / I DON'T EVEN

[endofdaydream]

[ ... She's starting to see ponies on the network. This is probably the time to just put down the communicator and never look at it again. ]

[endofdaydream]

[ ... uh, this pony looks.. sort of familiar though..

It might just be that look in its eyes that just says IT'S ALL USELESS.. ]

[endofdaydream]

[ ... What. ]

[endofdaydream]

[ Battler, you didn't. ]