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[belisima]

I feel awful. Really, really awful. Tell me a joke, please. Or show me something funny. I don't care what. I just want to see or read something that will make me smile.

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[maximoff]

Well since good taste is out of the question...

A guy goes into a bar. He sees a bartender with a big gorilla next to him. The bartender says "watch this", and proceeds to hit the gorilla in the back of the head with a baseball bat. The gorilla gets down on his knees and gives the bartender a blow job. The bartender then says "You wanna try?". The guy says back "Sure, but don't hit me so hard".

[belisima]

Heh... sounds like something that could happen at Ibar, sadly.

[ladyoracle]

peekaboo!

take your pick

[ex_dasboot]

[crystalforest]

I could show you my ass if that helps. *grins* I really do hope you feel better soon hon. I adore you. Lots. I wish there was more I could do.