unappealing plot summaries

[belismakr]

From PostModernBarney.com

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[cincoflex]

Snort, yeah, those are terrific examples of how a spin doctor can make *anything* sound about a hundred and eighty degrees off the mark, heeheee!

Thanks for posting them!

[mingsmommy]

LOL! Brilliant.

[crystaltear]

TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.

That's basically how I summarize it if someone asks me. I might add in a line about guy trying not to eat her, or something like that.

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

And that is just awesome.

[wordynessie]

DAREDEVIL: Blind man pisses off crime boss, gets all his girlfriends killed.

Hahaha, so truuuuue!

[daemonfan]

Funny list. I especially loved the Titanic one. Just one problem, Rocky isn't just misleading, it's inaccurate: Rocky loses to Apollo Creed (at least in the first movie).