A quiz
I haven't posted in a long time, so i have now.
Start out with your name?
Chris
Who is the last person you made a phone call to?
Tammy
Who is the last person to call you?
Telstra
Where did your last kiss take place?
8th of May
Could you last in a relationship for over a year?
Hope so
Is there anyone that always makes you smile when you talk to them?
Yess
Is there something that you haven't told anyone that you want to?
Not that i recall
Do you drink coffee?
Nope
What are you doing after this?
Sleeping
Is anything bothering you right now?
An annoying buzz from somewhere that i cannot locate
Are you thinking about someone at the moment?
Not really
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you drank?
Coke
And the last alcoholic drink?
Butterscotch Schnapps
Would you ever live with someone without marrying them?
Yesh
If someone gave you $1,000 would you spend it or save it?
Spend
Are you currently wanting any piercings?
Thinking of another
What are you wearing?
Boxers
What's your relationship with the person you last texted?
Overseas Friend
What woke you up this morning?
A very full bladder
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Hope so
Do you like to cuddle?
Yes
Why aren't you with your ex anymore?
Because she is a lying, two faced, drama queen who can't break up with someone face to face
Have you ever dumped someone?
No
Have you ever been dumped?
Repeatedly
Congrats, you just had a boy! What will you name him?
Turdy
Are you listening to music right now?
Surely am
What's on your mind?
Why can't i have three day weekend every week?
What is the last thing you ate?
Nuts
What are you doing later?
Sleeping or wanking
How late did you stay up last night and why?
2am. Because i'm an idiot.
What was the first thing you thought when you got up?
Bookshelves in the sahara are pointless.
When's the next time you'll see your best friends?
December
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
Simon, a work colleague right before i left work
When did your last hug take place and who was it with?
Tammy on the 8th of May
Have you ever started a sentence with "No offense, but..?
Yes, and i usually end it with a scathing personal insult
Are you happy?
Not really
EXACTLY where were you when you entered 2009?
In my friends loungeroom in the Blue Mountains.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Nope
Ever licked someone's cheek or forehead?
Repeatedly
Are you mean?
Not really
Do you and your parents get along?
Yeppers
Name 3 emotions at this exact moment?
Tired, Melancholic, Frustrated
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
Not that i recall
Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
Yes
Does any part of your body hurt right now?
Little toe on my left foor
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
This question is obviously meant for females
You can have any food that you want right now. What is it?
Pizza
Have you ever seen Alice In Wonderland?
Bits and pieces
What is a word that you always say wrong?
Rhombitruncatedisododecahedron
Last time you fed your pets?
December 1997
Anything always happen on your birthday?
I wake up, i excrete, i eat, i sleep
Are you or have you ever been obsessed with a cartoon character?
Yeah. Bender
Do you think your mother is pretty?
Yeah, she was once.
What kind of grades do you make?
They were average, when i actually studied. Usually they sucked
Tell me in detail where do you live?
Sexond floor of a Boarding house.
What was the last thing you punched?
Pillow
Who would you like to see in concert?
The Cure
Do you like Shakira?
Hell no!
Have you ever been sent flowers?
Never
Who was the last person to pick you up, and from where?
Jaana, in front of the motel i was staying.
Last injury you got?
Twisted Ankle
Do you have a good singing voice?
Nope
Do you like hot, mild, or fire sauce from taco bell?
N/A
What kind of sauce do you like with your chicken?
Tomato
Last movie you saw in theatres?
Watchmen
Why can't you get comfortable?
Probably because i am propped up on my arm while lying on my bed.
Do you have allergies?
Hayfever possibly
What's your favorite season?
Winter
Do you like to brush your teeth?
Yes
Do you think animals mind having paws instead of hands?
I think they like paws, but secretly wish for opposable thumbs
Have you ever had a speech impediment?
No
Do you have a twitch?
Developing one
Do you have an attic?
Nah
Are you a crazed Twilight fan?
I think crazed Twilight fans are annoying and need therapy
Name a show that you actually watch that starts with the letter D:
Deadwood
What the first movie that comes to mind when I say Chad Michael Murray?
Star Wars
Do you have or want to have children?
Not anymore
What's your favorite time of day?
lying in and relishing the fact i don't have to get up for work.
What's the most important physical feature on someone?
Eyes, Smile, Tits. in that order
Can you honestly tell me that size does not matter?
Sure.
Isn't it wild to think there's someone out there that loves EXACTLY what you are?
Sure is, then they meet me and think otherwise.
When was the last time you ate cake?
Friday at work.
Have you seen any famous city landmarks?
Yep
When did you decide you best friend was truly your BEST friend?
When he quoted a scene with me from star wars
Where is the furthest you have traveled without leaving the country?
Emu Plains in Queensland OR Port Arthur in Tasmania
If you were famous, which celebrity circle would you want to be in?
The ones who hang on WOW
Why did your last relationship end?
I still do not know to this day.
What subject did you regret taking at school, if any?
Chemistry
Do you know/ have you met your significant other's ex?
Don't have one, but i have met an insignificant ones current partner... does that count?
Do you spend much time with your family?
No, they live in a different state
If you have a job, do you ever need to speak on the phone at work?
Yeah, usually once a day or more
Have you been to any theme parties?
Never
What do you think about censorship in music?
I'm apathetic
Where do you buy your underwear from?
Target
Do you know anybody (other than family) with your surname?
Nope
Where was the last party you attended?
New Years
Excluding family, who do you see on a daily basis?
People from work
Who was starring in the last film you saw?
Some guy
Does your ex live in the same town as you?
Different State
When was the last time you received flowers?
never
Have you been to the capital city of your country?
Nope
Do you illegally download your music?
No, i get friends to do that for me
Do you use T9 (Predictive Text) when texting?
Of course
Are there any appliances in your house that you don't know how to work?
Nope
Do you have any of your teachers on myspace/ facebook?
No
Have you seen your family tree?
Yes, its huge
What stereotypes does your country have?
Shrimps on Barbies, Wrestling Crocodiles, Riding Kangaroos, and a heap of others that don't currently spring to mind
How many bookmarks do you have on your computer?
10
Are any of your friends virgins?
One of them
Are you wearing anything that you are borrowing from somebody?
No
Do you have any sort of reputation where you work/ go to school?
Apparently
What is love?
Absent
Have you ever carved anything into a surface
yeah
What is the most played track on your music player?
This shit will fuck you up by Combichrist
Do you go out to clubs and bars much?
No, but i have seen some Truncheons and Rods before
Does the media influence you at all?
Yes, when they put something up constantly i always investigate and find the truth and gainsay everything they publish
Do you have roast dinners on Sundays?
No, did when i was growing up
Do you follow trends?
Trends follow me
Start out with your name?
Chris
Who is the last person you made a phone call to?
Tammy
Who is the last person to call you?
Telstra
Where did your last kiss take place?
8th of May
Could you last in a relationship for over a year?
Hope so
Is there anyone that always makes you smile when you talk to them?
Yess
Is there something that you haven't told anyone that you want to?
Not that i recall
Do you drink coffee?
Nope
What are you doing after this?
Sleeping
Is anything bothering you right now?
An annoying buzz from somewhere that i cannot locate
Are you thinking about someone at the moment?
Not really
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you drank?
Coke
And the last alcoholic drink?
Butterscotch Schnapps
Would you ever live with someone without marrying them?
Yesh
If someone gave you $1,000 would you spend it or save it?
Spend
Are you currently wanting any piercings?
Thinking of another
What are you wearing?
Boxers
What's your relationship with the person you last texted?
Overseas Friend
What woke you up this morning?
A very full bladder
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Hope so
Do you like to cuddle?
Yes
Why aren't you with your ex anymore?
Because she is a lying, two faced, drama queen who can't break up with someone face to face
Have you ever dumped someone?
No
Have you ever been dumped?
Repeatedly
Congrats, you just had a boy! What will you name him?
Turdy
Are you listening to music right now?
Surely am
What's on your mind?
Why can't i have three day weekend every week?
What is the last thing you ate?
Nuts
What are you doing later?
Sleeping or wanking
How late did you stay up last night and why?
2am. Because i'm an idiot.
What was the first thing you thought when you got up?
Bookshelves in the sahara are pointless.
When's the next time you'll see your best friends?
December
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
Simon, a work colleague right before i left work
When did your last hug take place and who was it with?
Tammy on the 8th of May
Have you ever started a sentence with "No offense, but..?
Yes, and i usually end it with a scathing personal insult
Are you happy?
Not really
EXACTLY where were you when you entered 2009?
In my friends loungeroom in the Blue Mountains.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Nope
Ever licked someone's cheek or forehead?
Repeatedly
Are you mean?
Not really
Do you and your parents get along?
Yeppers
Name 3 emotions at this exact moment?
Tired, Melancholic, Frustrated
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
Not that i recall
Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
Yes
Does any part of your body hurt right now?
Little toe on my left foor
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
This question is obviously meant for females
You can have any food that you want right now. What is it?
Pizza
Have you ever seen Alice In Wonderland?
Bits and pieces
What is a word that you always say wrong?
Rhombitruncatedisododecahedron
Last time you fed your pets?
December 1997
Anything always happen on your birthday?
I wake up, i excrete, i eat, i sleep
Are you or have you ever been obsessed with a cartoon character?
Yeah. Bender
Do you think your mother is pretty?
Yeah, she was once.
What kind of grades do you make?
They were average, when i actually studied. Usually they sucked
Tell me in detail where do you live?
Sexond floor of a Boarding house.
What was the last thing you punched?
Pillow
Who would you like to see in concert?
The Cure
Do you like Shakira?
Hell no!
Have you ever been sent flowers?
Never
Who was the last person to pick you up, and from where?
Jaana, in front of the motel i was staying.
Last injury you got?
Twisted Ankle
Do you have a good singing voice?
Nope
Do you like hot, mild, or fire sauce from taco bell?
N/A
What kind of sauce do you like with your chicken?
Tomato
Last movie you saw in theatres?
Watchmen
Why can't you get comfortable?
Probably because i am propped up on my arm while lying on my bed.
Do you have allergies?
Hayfever possibly
What's your favorite season?
Winter
Do you like to brush your teeth?
Yes
Do you think animals mind having paws instead of hands?
I think they like paws, but secretly wish for opposable thumbs
Have you ever had a speech impediment?
No
Do you have a twitch?
Developing one
Do you have an attic?
Nah
Are you a crazed Twilight fan?
I think crazed Twilight fans are annoying and need therapy
Name a show that you actually watch that starts with the letter D:
Deadwood
What the first movie that comes to mind when I say Chad Michael Murray?
Star Wars
Do you have or want to have children?
Not anymore
What's your favorite time of day?
lying in and relishing the fact i don't have to get up for work.
What's the most important physical feature on someone?
Eyes, Smile, Tits. in that order
Can you honestly tell me that size does not matter?
Sure.
Isn't it wild to think there's someone out there that loves EXACTLY what you are?
Sure is, then they meet me and think otherwise.
When was the last time you ate cake?
Friday at work.
Have you seen any famous city landmarks?
Yep
When did you decide you best friend was truly your BEST friend?
When he quoted a scene with me from star wars
Where is the furthest you have traveled without leaving the country?
Emu Plains in Queensland OR Port Arthur in Tasmania
If you were famous, which celebrity circle would you want to be in?
The ones who hang on WOW
Why did your last relationship end?
I still do not know to this day.
What subject did you regret taking at school, if any?
Chemistry
Do you know/ have you met your significant other's ex?
Don't have one, but i have met an insignificant ones current partner... does that count?
Do you spend much time with your family?
No, they live in a different state
If you have a job, do you ever need to speak on the phone at work?
Yeah, usually once a day or more
Have you been to any theme parties?
Never
What do you think about censorship in music?
I'm apathetic
Where do you buy your underwear from?
Target
Do you know anybody (other than family) with your surname?
Nope
Where was the last party you attended?
New Years
Excluding family, who do you see on a daily basis?
People from work
Who was starring in the last film you saw?
Some guy
Does your ex live in the same town as you?
Different State
When was the last time you received flowers?
never
Have you been to the capital city of your country?
Nope
Do you illegally download your music?
No, i get friends to do that for me
Do you use T9 (Predictive Text) when texting?
Of course
Are there any appliances in your house that you don't know how to work?
Nope
Do you have any of your teachers on myspace/ facebook?
No
Have you seen your family tree?
Yes, its huge
What stereotypes does your country have?
Shrimps on Barbies, Wrestling Crocodiles, Riding Kangaroos, and a heap of others that don't currently spring to mind
How many bookmarks do you have on your computer?
10
Are any of your friends virgins?
One of them
Are you wearing anything that you are borrowing from somebody?
No
Do you have any sort of reputation where you work/ go to school?
Apparently
What is love?
Absent
Have you ever carved anything into a surface
yeah
What is the most played track on your music player?
This shit will fuck you up by Combichrist
Do you go out to clubs and bars much?
No, but i have seen some Truncheons and Rods before
Does the media influence you at all?
Yes, when they put something up constantly i always investigate and find the truth and gainsay everything they publish
Do you have roast dinners on Sundays?
No, did when i was growing up
Do you follow trends?
Trends follow me