Guess over the holidays I didn't check these as often as I should have....
"Couple things...
1) I'm only interested in fucking you senseless - I'm super dominant.
2) Eating your pussy out
3) Have you swallow my cum
4) If I find out that you're clean, cum inside your pussy, and then peace. But this is negotiable.
With that said, wanna be friends? I'm a genuinely nice guy, but am just direct and upfront with what I want and need, and what I need right now is for you to be my cum dumpster!
Would love to hear more about the kinky shit you do, and what you're into."
UM WTF?