The Marrigan Legacy 1.2
Click here for 1.1!
Last time, I left off with a picture of Wade heading off to work as a police officer. But guess who found a job in the architecture career!? Nope, it wasn't Santa Clause! It was Wade. But you probably already knew that. ANYWHO- in this update we will be finding ~the love of Wade's life~ (what that actually means - the first woman who has yet to reject him). Lets begin!
Wade: Ermigahd it's raining!
Wow you're SO BRIGHT.
We're off again! I'm going to try to send Wade to another comm lot where hopefully he will have more luck. Time's a' ticking, Wade!
Wade: I wonder if I could get struck by lightning.
Indeed, my friend. In fact, you have a better chance of the lightning coming directly at your head. From what I hear; lightning is attracted to metal.
At the comm lot! I took him to 'Inter@ctive'. Yeah, I'm really just too lazy to make my own cool hangout place to pick up ladies. :B
See anyone you like? (;
NO! Not beanie lady, she's not even interested in you, Wade!
Wade: But she's checking me out!
No, she's checking out blondie over there.
Wade: Hi, I'm Wade!
Claudia: I'm Claudia!
Wade: How's about we get 'outta this joint and I take you to a nice restaurant, what do you say? I've got coupons!
Claudia: LOL sorry, no. I'm a lesbo.
Wade: Oh, you thought I was talking to you? I was simply talking to that nice ceiling fan above us, silly.
Wow that burned.
Wade Wut do u want can't u see I'm sad
Emmy I thought I'd just watch you sulk in your misery.
Wade: Well then how's about you and I ditch this place and get some hotdogs, what do you say hm? I've got coupons. (;
Emmy: Wow SOLD.
Wade Or you could have a free hotdog if you want... in my pants
Emmy Hehe yeah, I do like meat. :D
Oh my jeebus you two keep it PG13 please.
They hit it off fast.
And I mean FAST. (Thank you ACR luv u <33)
Aaand then, when we got back to our shitty shack; I decided Wade should call Emmy over to hang out (if you know what I mean).
AND THEN OUT OF NO WHERE I SAW THE BUBBLES OF LOVE! You know what that means?!
Emmy is now part of the household! She agreed to move in with Wade, and she brought a whopping $17,000! She's a family sim and her LTW is to reach her golden anniversary. I also gave her a little makeover. :)
Oh, and this happened legitimately 30 sim seconds after I gave her a makeover. GUYS NO BABIES YET, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED.
Wade: whisperwhisperwhisper sex whisperwhisperwhisper penis...
Emmy: ARE you sure that'll work!?
Oh my kittens.
Wade: Yes, pumpkin I'm 100% positive.
Emmy: Well, now that I think about it, it makes more sense! Lets do it!
Emmy: Your sex is magical.
Wade: I've been told.
Wut are you talking about? This is the first girl you've even had sex with, dummy.
This happened a few sims hours later~
Emmy: BLARGRARGJADA
AND THUS THE CREATION OF GENERATION TWO WAS AMONG US.
Wade: Oh, my orange kitten. You are the sun to my world. And so I must ask...
Wade: ...
Emmy: Ermigahd!
Emmy: Ermigahd ermigahd ERMIGAHDDDDDD
Wade: Will you... Marry me? :D
Emmy: Wow honey how did you afford this!?
Wade: Heh, my savings?
Emmy: Of course I will marry you my dashing dolphin!
(I suck at the nicknames ok)
A few sim hours later~
POP NUMERO UNO!
Emmy: WOWZERS, erm, honey? You're not wearing any clothes!
Wade: DON'T LOOK AT ME OKAY
I seriously don't understand this game at times...
Walkby: Oh the youth.
Wade: HEY tangerine, wanna have sex? :D
Emmy: Idk, you sure I can do this while with child?
And then this lady showed up here RANDOMLY and rung the doorbell which woke Emmy from her ~slumber~. Bitch.
Wade: You see my orange mango, the reason you're pregnant is because we have lots of sex!
Emmy: Oh... that makes sense!
Perfect couple.
I decided it was time to have them wed. :) With a baby Marrigan on the way, I wanted to make sure he/she got the proper last name.
So cute. :')
POP NUMERO DOS!
AND THEN THIS ANIMAL FELL FROM THE SKY (note: the animal in which I am referring to would be the rabbit, not the ginger).
Social Bunny: I think that the world would be a better place for everyone if we just worked together and agreed on everything, don't you agree?
Emmy: Heh, yeah! That makes sense, peace on earth and stuff.
Emmy then suddenly developed a deep hatred for this poor creature.
AND SHE BEAT. HIM. UP. Seriously, bunny, how can you manage to get beat up by a heavily pregnant lady who has absolutely no body points whatsoever?
Emmy: TAKE THAT, BITCH.
& then she hugged him. Just after she beat the shit out of him. I am almost positive Mrs. Marrigan has some deep psychological issues. Possibly a personality disorder, no?
That's all for this update, everyone! I'm going to leave you with a picture of the dashing and charming Wade Marrigan- until next time. In the next update, the baby will be born and more surprises happen!!! EEEE! That means the next update will be the first of generation two. :D Thank you for reading!