Spoiler Pic and a Crack!theory from 5.06.

[bellajayd]

OH HOLY JESUS.

*spoiler picture for 5.06 beneath the cut*

Comments

[xxamlaxx]

LIKE I SAID BEFORE. HE'S GOING TO MAKE HIS AND CAS' DOLL KISS. AND THEN SAM WILL CATCH HIM MAKING THE DOLLS HUMP EACH OTHER.

[bellajayd]

THIS.

[spacefragments]

i had images of dean getting turned into a doll and sam making doll!dean and doll!cas kiss for shits and giggles & to embarrass dean.

EITHER WAY, IT ENDS WITH DOLL!KISSES. :D

[catoasapun]

And then the joke is on him because THEY LOVE IT.

[catoasapun]

He looks horrified. Like "OMG WUT HAPPENED TO MUH BB?"

Petting its crotch makes him feel better.

[bellajayd]

YES! Petting Cas' peen is like a security blanket, he does it whenever he feels nervous.

[savingfaith333]

I'm still reeling over this pic (and totally writing fic in my head about it right now). And technically he's totally touching real Cas' crotch b/c I'm pretty sure the little Antichrist boy turned Cas into an action figure for wanting to kill him. ;P

[olympia_m]

and then Cas gets all hot and bothered but can't do anything about it because he's a DOLL!!!!
Woe is him!!!!!

[savingfaith333]

Precisely! ;P

[bellajayd]

but he is sooooooooo sexually frustrated that when the spell is broken he falls upon Dean like a crazy person and they have amazing sexytimes.

[veritas_st]

Oh the crack!fics that are gonna come outta that! BRING IT!

[bellajayd]

It will be magnificent. Really and truly glorious crack!fic is coming out way!!

[bakinblak]

OMG I AM JEALOUS I WANT A CASTIEL DOLL SO I CAN TOUCH HIS CROTCH TOO!

[bellajayd]

ME TOO!!

Even better, turns out it actually is Castiel who has been turned into a doll by the Anti-Christ. HAAAA!