NO!NO,FUCK!
FUCK.
BILLY BOB THORNTON,YOU AND ME,WE ARE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALY.SERIOUSLY.
so...uhhh...yesterday,there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the tv.Just useless and pointless tv shows/movies/series/etc.So,I was looking through each movie channel and found out about Monster's Ball (which by the way,the brazilian's title of the movie is completely different,so I had to google for the original name LOL).I already knew it had Heathus in it,but I didn't wanted to watch because...well...I was kinda scared that the movie would suck.Anyways,I ended up 'watching' the movie.
But I haven't watched the whole thing,and i'll tell you why:
Reason 1 - The movie's already began.I've started watching from that part when that guy-- Lawrence or whatever his name is-- is in his cell drawing a portrait of Heath.I was like: aaaaaawww I want that portrait! and then I carried on watching it.
Then,there is that part when they (Heath and...His father,I guess?) were taking Lawrence to be executed and blablabla...well...Sonny (Heath) just...VOMITED!He...threw up.And I was like: LOL THAT'S SO CUUUUUTE!
unfortunately,my mother was ALSO watching the movie and she said: WHAT?Do you think that everything he does is cute?Even throwing up?
And I said: ....well mom,yes.
She couldn't say much,she likes Heath and Johnny and Bale as well so,yeah...LOL
anyways...now I'm getting to the SERIOUS part,now's the SECOND reason why I haven't watched the whole thing: his father (Which,after googling,I found out that the name of the actor is Billy Bob Thornton) didn't liked that (the vomit),and...you know...you watched the movie,didn't you?Anyways...I can't tell much because I haven't watched the whole movie,but it seems like he seriously hate his son....
SO...there he is,Heathus,gorgeous as always,the cutest thing that my eyes have ever seen (ok...LE DRAMA...but hey!I freaking love Heathus,you should know about that already!) sleeping in his bedroom when suddenly that FUCKER (Sonny's Father) gets into the room and...I don't know what he wanted to do,everything happened SO fast,but I think he wanted to beat the shit up of heathus,ANYWAYS...Heathus got his gun and got his father out of the room into the living room (I suppose it is) and I was like: SHOOT HIM HEATH!!SHOOT HIM SHOOOOOOOOOOT THIS MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA!!!
well...I don't remember it quite well,but I remember that Heath asked him: Do you hate me?
and...he said: Yes.I've always hated (okay,so....their lines weren't exactly like that,but ANYWAYS...)
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HEATH DID?DO YOU?well,he said: well...you know that I always loved you.
Until then it's okay,I understood,but then...HE FUCKING SHOT HIMSELF?!?!!??!!?!?!
NO,I MEAN,SERIOUSLY.I WANTED HIM TO SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER NOT HIMSELF.WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!!
HERE IT GOES EXACTLY WHAT I SAID AFTER I SAW THAT SCENE:
MOTHERFU--!!!!NO!NOOOOOO!!!WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
okay,okay...let me try to calm down now....well...I'm still pissed off with this movie.After that scene,I begged my mom to just turn off the television and go to sleep ('cause it was night).She wanted to know the rest of the movie,so,I've went to my room,closed the door and...I kinda...Bale'd out.Literally.Well,I didn't YELLED at someone like Bale did,but I was baleing out "quietly",you know what I mean?LOL
I think that I kinda "overreacted" with this particular part of movie...because...
1 - It's Heath.If it was another actor,I think I wouldn't react like that.Only if it was Depp or Bale instead of Heath,THEN I would freak out either way.
and
2 - Well...It just reminded me that Heathus DIED.In real life.I know that in 2001 he was alive,and it was just a character,but...I don't like to remember that he died.It just makes me sad everytime I remember about it,so I prefer to uh...shall we say...."pretend" that he's still here.I know it's silliness...but it makes me "go on with life",you know what I mean?
well,that's it.I hope you're not too sick of my "bale out"s LOL
BILLY BOB THORNTON,YOU AND ME,WE ARE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALY.SERIOUSLY.
so...uhhh...yesterday,there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the tv.Just useless and pointless tv shows/movies/series/etc.So,I was looking through each movie channel and found out about Monster's Ball (which by the way,the brazilian's title of the movie is completely different,so I had to google for the original name LOL).I already knew it had Heathus in it,but I didn't wanted to watch because...well...I was kinda scared that the movie would suck.Anyways,I ended up 'watching' the movie.
But I haven't watched the whole thing,and i'll tell you why:
Reason 1 - The movie's already began.I've started watching from that part when that guy-- Lawrence or whatever his name is-- is in his cell drawing a portrait of Heath.I was like: aaaaaawww I want that portrait! and then I carried on watching it.
Then,there is that part when they (Heath and...His father,I guess?) were taking Lawrence to be executed and blablabla...well...Sonny (Heath) just...VOMITED!He...threw up.And I was like: LOL THAT'S SO CUUUUUTE!
unfortunately,my mother was ALSO watching the movie and she said: WHAT?Do you think that everything he does is cute?Even throwing up?
And I said: ....well mom,yes.
She couldn't say much,she likes Heath and Johnny and Bale as well so,yeah...LOL
anyways...now I'm getting to the SERIOUS part,now's the SECOND reason why I haven't watched the whole thing: his father (Which,after googling,I found out that the name of the actor is Billy Bob Thornton) didn't liked that (the vomit),and...you know...you watched the movie,didn't you?Anyways...I can't tell much because I haven't watched the whole movie,but it seems like he seriously hate his son....
SO...there he is,Heathus,gorgeous as always,the cutest thing that my eyes have ever seen (ok...LE DRAMA...but hey!I freaking love Heathus,you should know about that already!) sleeping in his bedroom when suddenly that FUCKER (Sonny's Father) gets into the room and...I don't know what he wanted to do,everything happened SO fast,but I think he wanted to beat the shit up of heathus,ANYWAYS...Heathus got his gun and got his father out of the room into the living room (I suppose it is) and I was like: SHOOT HIM HEATH!!SHOOT HIM SHOOOOOOOOOOT THIS MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA!!!
well...I don't remember it quite well,but I remember that Heath asked him: Do you hate me?
and...he said: Yes.I've always hated (okay,so....their lines weren't exactly like that,but ANYWAYS...)
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HEATH DID?DO YOU?well,he said: well...you know that I always loved you.
Until then it's okay,I understood,but then...HE FUCKING SHOT HIMSELF?!?!!??!!?!?!
NO,I MEAN,SERIOUSLY.I WANTED HIM TO SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER NOT HIMSELF.WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!!
HERE IT GOES EXACTLY WHAT I SAID AFTER I SAW THAT SCENE:
MOTHERFU--!!!!NO!NOOOOOO!!!WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
okay,okay...let me try to calm down now....well...I'm still pissed off with this movie.After that scene,I begged my mom to just turn off the television and go to sleep ('cause it was night).She wanted to know the rest of the movie,so,I've went to my room,closed the door and...I kinda...Bale'd out.Literally.Well,I didn't YELLED at someone like Bale did,but I was baleing out "quietly",you know what I mean?LOL
I think that I kinda "overreacted" with this particular part of movie...because...
1 - It's Heath.If it was another actor,I think I wouldn't react like that.Only if it was Depp or Bale instead of Heath,THEN I would freak out either way.
and
2 - Well...It just reminded me that Heathus DIED.In real life.I know that in 2001 he was alive,and it was just a character,but...I don't like to remember that he died.It just makes me sad everytime I remember about it,so I prefer to uh...shall we say...."pretend" that he's still here.I know it's silliness...but it makes me "go on with life",you know what I mean?
well,that's it.I hope you're not too sick of my "bale out"s LOL