It's not LOVE if you're not MAD for him
I decided to stop being an anonym person (lolwhut) and wanted to make something for everyone.Something that everyone would like and enjoy.So,I thought of ICONS,but I was too lazy to make them LOL (maybe later i'll make them.I promise!:D)
So,I thought: why not a FANMIX?!I've got some songs here that fits perfectly Harley and J!
so,here it is the birth of my rather ridiculous idea :D
But seriously,here's some "warnings":
1 - Some songs are just for the lulz LOL when you listen to them you'll be like "WTF IS THIS SHIT THAT I'M LISTENING?!IS BELLA OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND!?" well,then i'll reply to you: WHY SO SERIOUS? HA HA anyways...
2 - 2 songs in this fanmix are....uh...kind of "ripped" from youtube videos.I'll explain that later.
3 - It's my FIRST mix EVAAAAH.So,the cover is "the most ridiculous mix cover you've ever seen" and "the songs don't fit them" and blablabla...SOOOOOO,I'm gently asking you to please don't fuck me in the ass please don't be so rude with me.
Also...I pretended to use THIS PIC as the cover,but...I was too lazy to do it LOL so I used that crappy less 'stunning' one.But you can have my Mr.J and Harley Lovett Icon if you want to,just remember to credit me,please ;)
Now,to the fanmix!
01.Arleen Sorkin (Harley Quinn) - Say that we're sweethearts again
I never knew that our romance had ended
Until you poisoned my food
And I thought it was a lark
When you kicked me in the park
But now I think it was rude
I never knew that our romance had finished
Until that bottle hit my head
Though I tried to be aloof
When you pushed me off the roof
I feel our romance is dead [...]
I choose this song because: 1 - IT'S ARLEEN SORKIN,BITCHES! and 2 - THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND.It fits Harley and Joker so much!
Also,I freaking love this song.And I ripped it from youtube,'k thnx.
02.Hooverphonic - Mad about you
Feel the vibe, feel the terror, feel the pain
It's driving me insane
I can't fake
For god sakes why am I
Driving in the wrong lane
Trouble is my middle name
But in the end I'm not too bad
Can someone tell me if it's wrong to be so mad about you
Mad about you
Mad [...]
Is this song perfect for them or not?!?!
03.She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart
Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her
Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped
But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light
When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright
Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak
And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak
An escape is just a nod and a casual wave
Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days
It's only just a crush, it'll go away
It's just like all the others it'll go away
Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know
You pray it all away but it continues to grow
I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right
I want to hold you close
Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart [...]
I fucking love this song!And after listening a few times to this,it made me remember of HarlxJ.A VERY agressive expansion J.
04.Rihanna - Disturbia
hrow on your brake lights
We're in the city of wonder
Ain't gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must faulter be wise
Your mind is in disturbia
It's like the darkness is the light
Disturbia
Am I scaring you tonight
Disturbia
Ain't used to what you like
Disturbia
Disturbia [...]
OMG too cliché?Well,you just GOTTA AGREE that it fits their madness.Plus,it's better have disturbia in my mix then having "HOT 'N COLD",don't ya think?Everyone is using this song LOL
05. Hillywood Show - Poker Face Vs. Circus
OBS: lyrics of POKER FACE only.
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody) [...]
Okay,i'm too lazy to try to make a lyric for this song,so you'll only have a little bit of the Poker Face part LOL
and if you think that this is also cliché,well...screw you,I love this remix of them :) and yeeeeaaah I ripped it from youtube.They really should give us a link to download it :\ anyways...
06. Maggie Gyllenhaal - Just the way you are
Don't go changing, trying to please me
You never let me down before
I don't imagine you're too familiar
And I don't see you anymore
I wouldn't leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are
Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair
You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care
I don't want clever conversation
don't want to work that hard
I just want some someone to talk to
I want you just the way you are. [...]
LOL some of you might be lol'ing right now,BUT LET ME EXPLAIN: READ THE LYRICS,GUISE.IT DOES FIT THE WAY HARLEY IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH THE JOKER LOL
So,this is more like "harley singing to Mr.J".Only that Harley is Maggie.And yeah,a part of me putted this song here in purpose LOL
07.She Wants Revenge - True Romance
I know that you never loved me;
I know that you never cared at all,
Maybe just one more dance
Cause that's as close as you're gettin' to a true romance [...]
I'm not going to put all the lyrics here (or a BIG part of it) 'cause it's fucking huuuuge and THIS is the part that fits them the most.
08. The Puppini Sisters - Crazy in Love
I look and stare so deep in your eyes,
I touch on you more and more every time,
When you leave I'm begging you not to go,
Call your name two three times in a row,
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain,
How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame.
'Cause I know I don't understand,
Just how your love your doing no one else can.
Got me looking so crazy right now,
your love's got me looking so crazy right now
Got me looking so crazy right now,
your touch got me looking so crazy right now
Got me hoping you'll page me right now,
your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now
Looking so crazy in love's,
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. [...]
I FUCKING HATE BEYONCÉ.But I fucking love this cover <3
09. Rick James - Super Freak
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow [...]
LOLOLOLOLOLOL I soooo HAD to put it in the mix.It was screaming to me "PUT ME THERE,PUT ME THERE" LOL so,I did.This is one of the "lulzy" songs in the mix. (Maggie's song can be considered as one lulzy song as well :P)
10. Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My baby shot me down)
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.
Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"
Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down. [...]
Read the lyrics.That's all I have to say.
11. Garbage - #1 Crush
I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I will wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sink ships for you,
Take the cross for you
Make me a part of you
Because I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you [...]
Harley Harley Harley.
12. Garbage - I think I'm paranoid
I think I'm paranoid
And complicated
I think I'm paranoid
Manipulated
Bend me
Break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you
Bend me
Break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you
I fall down just to give you a thrill
Prop me up with another pill
If I should fail, if I should fold
I nailed my faith to the sticking pole [...]
HarlxJ,HarlxJ,HarlxJ.There are some parts of the lyrics that remins me more of J,and some that reminds me more of Harl.Soo..maybe it could be a duet?LOL
13. Cascada - Bad Boy
Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life again
Won't you be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you again
No I don't need you again [...]
YES,this goes to the "lulzy part" of the mix XD
14. The Bird and the Bee - Fucking Boyfriend
There is something wrong, and there is something right
When you can take me by hands and I will close my eyes.
When you laid down with me, you took the other side.
When you laid down with me, you never slept that night
Are you working up to something? But you give me almost nothing.
Keep me helpless up to something on my knees.
Would you ever be my, would you be my fucking boyfriend?
Are you an amateur, or is it your unkind?
To torture all the other girls, you keep me by your side.
another "read the lyrics and you'll understand" song HA HA
15. Sweeney Todd - By the Sea
Mrs. Quinn:
(she kisses Todd Joker)
Ooh, Mr. Todd J! (kiss)
I'm so happy! (kiss)
I could (kiss)
Eat you up, I really could!
You know what I'd like to do, Mr. Todd J? (kiss)
What I dream (kiss)
If the business stays as good?
Where I'd really like to go,
In a year or so?
Don't you want to know?
J: (spoken) Of course.
Quinn: Do you really want to know?
J: (spoken) Yes, I do.
By the sea, Mr.Todd Puddin', that's the life I covet,
By the sea, Mr. Todd Puddin', ooh, I know you'd love it!
You and me, Mr. T J, we could be alone
In a house wot we'd almost own,
Down by the sea!
J: Anything you say...
Quinn: Wouldn't that be smashing? [...]
LOL By the sea HAD to be in the mix.Also,I wanted to put here ALL the lyrics,but it's too long,so...ha ha,you gotta agree with me: by the sea is PERFECT for them.
17. Avenue Q - The More you Ruv someone
CHRISTMAS EVE IVY
The more you ruv someone
The more you want to kir dem
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you cly
Though you at cly for making peace wid dem and ruvving
That's why you ruv so strong you rite to make him die
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you cwazy
The more you ruv someone
The more you wishing him dead
Sometime you rook at him
And only see fat and razy
And wanting baseball bat for hitting him on his head
Love
HARLEY
Love
Christmas Eve IVY
And hate
HARLEY
And hate
CHRISTMAS EVE IVY
Dey like two brudders
HARLEY
Brothers
CHRISTMAS EVE IVY
Who go on a date
HARLEY
Who ... what? [...]
LOL another lulzy song,yet very fitting.Like by the sea,which I switched "Mr.Todd" to Puddin' or Mr.J,now Christmas Eve is Christmas Ivy LOL
17. Fiona Apple - Sally's Song
I sense there's something in the wind
That seems like tragedy's at hand
And though I'd like to stand by him
Can't shake this feeling that I have
The worst is just around the bend
And does he notice my feelings for him?
And will he see how much he means to me?
I think it's not to be
What will become of my dear friend
Where will his actions lead us then?
Although I'd like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud
Try as I may, it doesn't last
And will we ever end up together?
No, I think not, it's never to become
For I am not the one
well,since the lyrics tot his one are really short,I pasted EVERYTHING.Anyways...another "read the lyrics and understand" song :P
HERE'S THE ZIP FILE GUISE
I hope you all enjoy!XD
So,I thought: why not a FANMIX?!I've got some songs here that fits perfectly Harley and J!
so,here it is the birth of my rather ridiculous idea :D
But seriously,here's some "warnings":
1 - Some songs are just for the lulz LOL when you listen to them you'll be like "WTF IS THIS SHIT THAT I'M LISTENING?!IS BELLA OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND!?" well,then i'll reply to you: WHY SO SERIOUS? HA HA anyways...
2 - 2 songs in this fanmix are....uh...kind of "ripped" from youtube videos.I'll explain that later.
3 - It's my FIRST mix EVAAAAH.So,the cover is "the most ridiculous mix cover you've ever seen" and "the songs don't fit them" and blablabla...SOOOOOO,I'm gently asking you to please don't fuck me in the ass please don't be so rude with me.
Also...I pretended to use THIS PIC as the cover,but...I was too lazy to do it LOL so I used that crappy less 'stunning' one.But you can have my Mr.J and Harley Lovett Icon if you want to,just remember to credit me,please ;)
Now,to the fanmix!
01.Arleen Sorkin (Harley Quinn) - Say that we're sweethearts again
I never knew that our romance had ended
Until you poisoned my food
And I thought it was a lark
When you kicked me in the park
But now I think it was rude
I never knew that our romance had finished
Until that bottle hit my head
Though I tried to be aloof
When you pushed me off the roof
I feel our romance is dead [...]
I choose this song because: 1 - IT'S ARLEEN SORKIN,BITCHES! and 2 - THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND.It fits Harley and Joker so much!
Also,I freaking love this song.And I ripped it from youtube,'k thnx.
02.Hooverphonic - Mad about you
Feel the vibe, feel the terror, feel the pain
It's driving me insane
I can't fake
For god sakes why am I
Driving in the wrong lane
Trouble is my middle name
But in the end I'm not too bad
Can someone tell me if it's wrong to be so mad about you
Mad about you
Mad [...]
Is this song perfect for them or not?!?!
03.She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart
Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her
Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped
But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light
When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright
Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak
And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak
An escape is just a nod and a casual wave
Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days
It's only just a crush, it'll go away
It's just like all the others it'll go away
Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know
You pray it all away but it continues to grow
I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right
I want to hold you close
Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart [...]
I fucking love this song!And after listening a few times to this,it made me remember of HarlxJ.A VERY agressive expansion J.
04.Rihanna - Disturbia
hrow on your brake lights
We're in the city of wonder
Ain't gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must faulter be wise
Your mind is in disturbia
It's like the darkness is the light
Disturbia
Am I scaring you tonight
Disturbia
Ain't used to what you like
Disturbia
Disturbia [...]
OMG too cliché?Well,you just GOTTA AGREE that it fits their madness.Plus,it's better have disturbia in my mix then having "HOT 'N COLD",don't ya think?Everyone is using this song LOL
05. Hillywood Show - Poker Face Vs. Circus
OBS: lyrics of POKER FACE only.
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody) [...]
Okay,i'm too lazy to try to make a lyric for this song,so you'll only have a little bit of the Poker Face part LOL
and if you think that this is also cliché,well...screw you,I love this remix of them :) and yeeeeaaah I ripped it from youtube.They really should give us a link to download it :\ anyways...
06. Maggie Gyllenhaal - Just the way you are
Don't go changing, trying to please me
You never let me down before
I don't imagine you're too familiar
And I don't see you anymore
I wouldn't leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are
Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair
You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care
I don't want clever conversation
don't want to work that hard
I just want some someone to talk to
I want you just the way you are. [...]
LOL some of you might be lol'ing right now,BUT LET ME EXPLAIN: READ THE LYRICS,GUISE.IT DOES FIT THE WAY HARLEY IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH THE JOKER LOL
So,this is more like "harley singing to Mr.J".Only that Harley is Maggie.And yeah,a part of me putted this song here in purpose LOL
07.She Wants Revenge - True Romance
I know that you never loved me;
I know that you never cared at all,
Maybe just one more dance
Cause that's as close as you're gettin' to a true romance [...]
I'm not going to put all the lyrics here (or a BIG part of it) 'cause it's fucking huuuuge and THIS is the part that fits them the most.
08. The Puppini Sisters - Crazy in Love
I look and stare so deep in your eyes,
I touch on you more and more every time,
When you leave I'm begging you not to go,
Call your name two three times in a row,
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain,
How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame.
'Cause I know I don't understand,
Just how your love your doing no one else can.
Got me looking so crazy right now,
your love's got me looking so crazy right now
Got me looking so crazy right now,
your touch got me looking so crazy right now
Got me hoping you'll page me right now,
your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now
Looking so crazy in love's,
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. [...]
I FUCKING HATE BEYONCÉ.But I fucking love this cover <3
09. Rick James - Super Freak
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow [...]
LOLOLOLOLOLOL I soooo HAD to put it in the mix.It was screaming to me "PUT ME THERE,PUT ME THERE" LOL so,I did.This is one of the "lulzy" songs in the mix. (Maggie's song can be considered as one lulzy song as well :P)
10. Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My baby shot me down)
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.
Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"
Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down. [...]
Read the lyrics.That's all I have to say.
11. Garbage - #1 Crush
I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I will wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sink ships for you,
Take the cross for you
Make me a part of you
Because I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you [...]
Harley Harley Harley.
12. Garbage - I think I'm paranoid
I think I'm paranoid
And complicated
I think I'm paranoid
Manipulated
Bend me
Break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you
Bend me
Break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you
I fall down just to give you a thrill
Prop me up with another pill
If I should fail, if I should fold
I nailed my faith to the sticking pole [...]
HarlxJ,HarlxJ,HarlxJ.There are some parts of the lyrics that remins me more of J,and some that reminds me more of Harl.Soo..maybe it could be a duet?LOL
13. Cascada - Bad Boy
Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life again
Won't you be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you again
No I don't need you again [...]
YES,this goes to the "lulzy part" of the mix XD
14. The Bird and the Bee - Fucking Boyfriend
There is something wrong, and there is something right
When you can take me by hands and I will close my eyes.
When you laid down with me, you took the other side.
When you laid down with me, you never slept that night
Are you working up to something? But you give me almost nothing.
Keep me helpless up to something on my knees.
Would you ever be my, would you be my fucking boyfriend?
Are you an amateur, or is it your unkind?
To torture all the other girls, you keep me by your side.
another "read the lyrics and you'll understand" song HA HA
15. Sweeney Todd - By the Sea
Mrs. Quinn:
(she kisses Todd Joker)
Ooh, Mr. Todd J! (kiss)
I'm so happy! (kiss)
I could (kiss)
Eat you up, I really could!
You know what I'd like to do, Mr. Todd J? (kiss)
What I dream (kiss)
If the business stays as good?
Where I'd really like to go,
In a year or so?
Don't you want to know?
J: (spoken) Of course.
Quinn: Do you really want to know?
J: (spoken) Yes, I do.
By the sea, Mr.Todd Puddin', that's the life I covet,
By the sea, Mr. Todd Puddin', ooh, I know you'd love it!
You and me, Mr. T J, we could be alone
In a house wot we'd almost own,
Down by the sea!
J: Anything you say...
Quinn: Wouldn't that be smashing? [...]
LOL By the sea HAD to be in the mix.Also,I wanted to put here ALL the lyrics,but it's too long,so...ha ha,you gotta agree with me: by the sea is PERFECT for them.
17. Avenue Q - The More you Ruv someone
CHRISTMAS EVE IVY
The more you ruv someone
The more you want to kir dem
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you cly
Though you at cly for making peace wid dem and ruvving
That's why you ruv so strong you rite to make him die
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you cwazy
The more you ruv someone
The more you wishing him dead
Sometime you rook at him
And only see fat and razy
And wanting baseball bat for hitting him on his head
Love
HARLEY
Love
Christmas Eve IVY
And hate
HARLEY
And hate
CHRISTMAS EVE IVY
Dey like two brudders
HARLEY
Brothers
CHRISTMAS EVE IVY
Who go on a date
HARLEY
Who ... what? [...]
LOL another lulzy song,yet very fitting.Like by the sea,which I switched "Mr.Todd" to Puddin' or Mr.J,now Christmas Eve is Christmas Ivy LOL
17. Fiona Apple - Sally's Song
I sense there's something in the wind
That seems like tragedy's at hand
And though I'd like to stand by him
Can't shake this feeling that I have
The worst is just around the bend
And does he notice my feelings for him?
And will he see how much he means to me?
I think it's not to be
What will become of my dear friend
Where will his actions lead us then?
Although I'd like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud
Try as I may, it doesn't last
And will we ever end up together?
No, I think not, it's never to become
For I am not the one
well,since the lyrics tot his one are really short,I pasted EVERYTHING.Anyways...another "read the lyrics and understand" song :P
HERE'S THE ZIP FILE GUISE
I hope you all enjoy!XD