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Have you ever had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yes.
Have you ever been friends with someone who had a physical disability? I dated someone with a physical disability (although it was an "invisible one, i.e. you couldn't necessarily tell just from looking at him).
Have you ever had sex in a shower? Yes, and let me just say that shower sex is super overrated in my opinion.
Talked to a significant other about getting married one day? Yeah.
Had a very strong yet unrequited crush on someone? Oh yes, for years.
How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends? I met her in a media class my junior year of high school, we worked on a group project together and started talking about books and movies and just clicked.
Share a random memory from your childhood: I tied my dog Manu to a wagon because my friend and I thought it would be cute to have my dog pull her dog around in it, except Manu FREAKED OUT, panicked and started tearing through the neighborhood with this wagon attached to him. He ran to our house, literally rammed through the front door, and then took a giant crap in the middle of the living room. I feel so bad thinking about how scared he was but also it was fucking hilarious.
What was the last thing you watched on tv? Australia's Next Top Model, omg it's amazing and now I have something to ease the pain of America's Next Top Model ending forever.
Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses? Yeah, for like 20 years now.
Why did your last relationship end? He's incredibly needy and has emotional problems that I am not equipped to help him through.
What is your favorite restaurant? Pasco, Maynards and Union Public House.
What is a word that you always seem to spell wrong? License. I always want to switch the "c" and "s".
What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately? I wouldn't say I'm obsessed but I've been listening to Manchester Orchestra quite a bit.
What is your favorite series of books? I don't really read any series these days but when I was a kid I was all about Chronicles of Narnia, His Dark Materials and Animorphs.
When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt? I can't remember! That's such a great feeling though.
How much time do you spend putting on makeup daily?: 20 minutes?
Have you ever worn fake eyelashes?: Yeah, for a while in my early 20's I was wearing them like every day, I don't know what that was about.
When listening to a song, what do you listen for (lyrics, bass, beat, etc)?: Lyrics are most important to me, but of course the beat and all the other musical components are part of the appeal too.
How old will you be in 15 months? 30 :O
Have you ever been been kicked out of a bar or similar venue? Yes, because my friend threw up all over the patio so they kicked our whole group out.
Have you ever been denied entry to a bar or similar venue? Yeah, there's this one bar here that will only let you in with a driver's license as an ID. So no state ID, passport, etc. which were the only forms of ID I had after my DUI. It's a reeeally senseless rule but it's also fine because that place is incredibly overpriced and has a weird vibe anyway.
Who was the last person who texted you? Brian.
What are your plans for tomorrow? Work 11-7:30, hopefully go hang out with Brian for a couple hours.
Who is the last person you had a face to face conversation with? My co-worker/homie Chucky.
When is the last time you saw your mom? A week and a half ago, something like that.
Have you kissed someone in the last 2 weeks? Yep.
How many houses/apartments have you lived in? Around 15.
What are you doing for your next birthday? Who knows, hopefully something memorable cause it'll be my 30th and I will have just have (fingers crossed) graduated from Pima.
Do you smile often? Yep.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Hah, no but the need to sleep with my arms wrapped around something is ingrained in me forever. I sleep with a body pillow now.
Would you consider yourself an interesting person in general? Not really, I like to think I'm kinda quirky and different but not exactly interesting.
When’s the next time you’ll change your hairstyle and will you color it? I just got my hair cut a couple days ago but it's basically the same style I've had for a few years now. I'm debating about whether to dye it today, it doesn't need it that bad yet but I won't really have time any other morning this week. Ah, first world problems.
Do people normally say you’re a fast typer, or are you rather slow? I'm pretty damn fast.
Do any of your siblings have significant others and, if so, do you like them? Both of my sisters do, I'm more partial to Jenny's boyfriend than Shauna's husband but they both seem happy so that's all I really care about.
Are you happy about the grades you’re currently making in school? Yeah, I've done well since I went back to school. I just checked my GPA and it's up to 3.5. I'm finally repairing the damage I did when I was going for Digital and Film Arts!
Are you missing anyone right now? Where is that person? Lots of people! Emily is in Phoenix, Jessica is in Portland, Ashlyn and Stacey are in San Diego...so many of my friends have moved awaaay.
Do people ever misspell your name? Yeah, I get Mellisa a lot.
Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to spend the rest of their life with you? Yes.
Do you ever feel a desire for sex at inappropriate times? Indeed.
Think about your first boyfriend/girlfriend. Did that person make you happy? What went wrong in the relationship? He did make me really happy for awhile, but he was also crazy clingy and just...a little crazy in general. I was also a raging drunk at the time and ended up cheating on him which is ultimately what ended the relationship even though we tried to make it work for a couple months afterwards.
Have you ever walked in on someone going to bathroom? Yeah.
Name one thing about your body you love? Boobs.
Name one thing about your body you hate? I don't really hate anything about my body, my face though...that's another story.
Have you ever purchased condoms? I don't know if I have!
Do you plan on getting drunk today? No but I guess anything's possible.
Do you have a go-to sexy outfit you wear to get someone’s attention? Kinda, there is one dress I own that is guaranteed to get me attention whether I want it or not. I get hit on like crazy when I wear it, and it's not even that skimpy or anything.
What has been an embarrassing moment for you? Getting walked in on while having sex.
Did you masturbate today? No, but I did last night before I fell asleep.
Do you think you look okay without makeup on? Fuck no.
Have you ever peed outside? Yep.
Do you think you would make a good parent someday? Maybe, but I have no desire to have kids.
Describe your first kiss? TERRIBLE. All tongue. I was flabbergasted that anyone would want to do that on a regular basis, until I realized some people actually know how to kiss and not just slobber all over someone.
What is your dream job? Psychedelic researcher.
Do you have a favorite movie? American Psycho.
Is there a song that makes you cry? "No Children" by Mountain Goats is guaranteed to make me cry no matter what kind of mood I'm in.
What are your views on open relationships? Not for this jealous, insecure lady right here.
Do you believe long distance relationships can work? Not for me.
Do you like your job? I do!
Is there someone in your family that you wish weren’t part of your family? Yes.
Do you know anyone in jail? Yes.
Have you ever shoplifted? Yes.
How do you feel about your relationship with your mother? Best it's ever been.
Have you done drugs other than weed? Yep.
What age did you start drinking? 17.
What was high school like for you? Horrible and amazing at the same time.
Do you find any of your friends hot? My friends are all hella fine.
Who was the last person to compliment you? Brian.
Do you believe that ghosts exist? Nope.
Have you ever thought about getting plastic surgery? Yes.
Name the one person you can count on? My mom.
What is your goal for today? Survive my unbearably long shift at CaptionCall.