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I'm gonna have to make a Summer/Seth icon after last nights eppy that says 'Blow my dice'. Tehe. I still ship Seth/Ryan though, but hey, I have lots of ships.
Nikolas: Oh.
Zander: Oh. Ow. That black eye is for every page in the longest book in the world that you had to read Emily. It's to the noble, self-sacrificing you.
Nikolas: That bloody nose is for every time Emily had to explain to me that she loved you too much to make you go through cancer with her.
Zander: Oh, yeah? That gash on your face, your pretty-boy little face --
[Nikolas grunts]
Zander: Is for keeping up the lie.
Nikolas: If the situation were reversed, Zander, you'd have done the same damn thing.
Zander: Yeah, you're probably right. Right down to falling in love with her, which is exactly what you did, you son of a beeeee.
Nikolas: Hey, Coleman? Give us another round, please?
Coleman: Yeah, right. Trying to decide whether to call the cops or sue both you cats.
Zander: Well, he's rich, I'd sue him. That's just my advice, not that you asked.
Nikolas: Run a tab.
[Coleman laughs]
Zander: Oop.
Nikolas: We aren't not finished yet.
***
Zander: Whoa -- there we go.
Nikolas: She walks in beauty, like a night of cloudless climes and starry skies.
Zander: Yeah?
Nikolas: And all -- that is -- all the best in dark and bright is in her aspect and in her eyes.
Zander: Do you want another fat lip?
Nikolas: Hmm.
Zander: Let it go.
Nikolas: What? I mean, I can't imagine Emily wanting to be with a man who's not imaginative enough to drink to her eyes, her amazing eyes.
Zander: Why didn't you just say her eyes, Emily's eyes?
Nikolas: When?
Zander: When -- did -- Emily's eyes. Give me another drink.
Nikolas: Oh, ok, ok.
Zander: Jeez. Whoa -- so soft and beautiful brown eyes.
Nikolas: Mm-hmm.
Zander: Uh-huh.
Nikolas: With a rich, warm glow.
Zander: Yes.
Nikolas: Deep burnished amber.
Zander: Yep. To -- to Emily's glow.
Nikolas: Glow?
Zander: Glow.
Nikolas: To Emily's glow.
Zander: Cheers.
Nikolas: Oh --
zander: What?
Nikolas: Emily's smile.
Zander: Smile. Smile.
Nikolas: Cheers.
Zander: Cheers. But I --
Lydia: What? No toast to your wife?
Nikolas: To Lydia.
Zander: To Lydia.
Nikolas: What brings you to Jake's this evening?
Zander: Yes, hello, Lydia. We are bonding.
Nikolas: Yes, and drinking. Would you care to join us?
Lucky: You know what, Nikolas? I don't think I've ever seen you so drunk.
Zander: You know, this boy can put away some alcohol. He drinks vodka like there's no tomorrow.
Nikolas: Barkeep? Barkeep!
Zander: Aha! Yell like that again and I will -- I'll hit you the second I find the energy.
Nikolas: Two more glasses.
Lucky: No, thank you.
Nikolas: Wait a minute.
Zander: What?
Nikolas: How did they know we were here?
Coleman: I called them. You can probably afford the little tab you're running up, but there's no way in hell you boys can drive home.
Nikolas: Why, thank you, Coleman. Please add a nice gratuity to the tab for yourself. Why are we here?
Zander: Fighting --
nikolas: Fighting.
Zander: About Emily.
Nikolas: Oh, yes, we were fighting about Emily.
Zander: I got to get out of here.
Nikolas: What?
Zander: I have someplace I got to be.
Nikolas: Wait a minute. If you're going to go see Emily, then I'm going to go with you.
Lydia: No, I don't think either one of you should go see Emily tonight.
Lucky: Yeah, Lydia's right. And you'll never hear me say that again.
Zander: But --
***
Zander: Hey, Em, how you --
Nikolas: Shh.
Zander: Doing?
Emily: What happened?
Zander: Well, nothing. Nikolas tripped.
Nikolas: No, I didn't. You punched me in the --
Zander: Shh.
Nikolas: Oh. Sorry. Um -- I fell -- I fell into a door. Yeah. Can you -- can you believe that? Just -- boom.
[Nikolas and Zander laugh]
Emily: Oh, my god. You're -- you're drunk! Nikolas, you're -- you're never drunk.
Nikolas: No, no, Em, it's bad manners to be in-- incensed--
Lydia: Inebriated.
Nikolas: "Inebriated," thank you.
Zander: Yes, he -- boom.
Nikolas: It's bad manners to be inebriated in public.
Emily: Ok, you guys got drunk and you had a fight.
Zander: No.
Nikolas: Uh-uh.
Zander: No. We -- we tripped and fell, and -- um -- he fell into a door and I fell into -- into a pool cue.
Emily: Ok, Nikolas hit you with a pool cue?
Nikolas: No -- no, never.
Zander: Has anyone ever told you you suck at cover stories? I told you you shouldn't have come.
Nikolas: I -- you're the one talking about doors and pool cues.
Zander: You're going to upset Emily!
Lucky: No, she will be if you don't give her some rest.
Lydia: Which means you two need to go home.
Zander: I just want to tell you I'd do anything for you, anything at all.
Emily: I know, I know --
zander: Em, I promise.
Emily: That makes me very lucky.
And the way that Zander was yelling when they went to see Emily...oh lord Tyler and Chad are the best drunks ever.
On a serious note, some 13-year-old I used to see around Franklin Plaza [ an area where some of my friends live ] got stabbed and died. Tisk .His grandmothers suing the building supervisor for $10 thousand.
That novella Class whatever is coming on soon...I'm gonna go watch it and try to compregend what they are saying until GH, hehe.
Nikolas: Oh.
Zander: Oh. Ow. That black eye is for every page in the longest book in the world that you had to read Emily. It's to the noble, self-sacrificing you.
Nikolas: That bloody nose is for every time Emily had to explain to me that she loved you too much to make you go through cancer with her.
Zander: Oh, yeah? That gash on your face, your pretty-boy little face --
[Nikolas grunts]
Zander: Is for keeping up the lie.
Nikolas: If the situation were reversed, Zander, you'd have done the same damn thing.
Zander: Yeah, you're probably right. Right down to falling in love with her, which is exactly what you did, you son of a beeeee.
Nikolas: Hey, Coleman? Give us another round, please?
Coleman: Yeah, right. Trying to decide whether to call the cops or sue both you cats.
Zander: Well, he's rich, I'd sue him. That's just my advice, not that you asked.
Nikolas: Run a tab.
[Coleman laughs]
Zander: Oop.
Nikolas: We aren't not finished yet.
***
Zander: Whoa -- there we go.
Nikolas: She walks in beauty, like a night of cloudless climes and starry skies.
Zander: Yeah?
Nikolas: And all -- that is -- all the best in dark and bright is in her aspect and in her eyes.
Zander: Do you want another fat lip?
Nikolas: Hmm.
Zander: Let it go.
Nikolas: What? I mean, I can't imagine Emily wanting to be with a man who's not imaginative enough to drink to her eyes, her amazing eyes.
Zander: Why didn't you just say her eyes, Emily's eyes?
Nikolas: When?
Zander: When -- did -- Emily's eyes. Give me another drink.
Nikolas: Oh, ok, ok.
Zander: Jeez. Whoa -- so soft and beautiful brown eyes.
Nikolas: Mm-hmm.
Zander: Uh-huh.
Nikolas: With a rich, warm glow.
Zander: Yes.
Nikolas: Deep burnished amber.
Zander: Yep. To -- to Emily's glow.
Nikolas: Glow?
Zander: Glow.
Nikolas: To Emily's glow.
Zander: Cheers.
Nikolas: Oh --
zander: What?
Nikolas: Emily's smile.
Zander: Smile. Smile.
Nikolas: Cheers.
Zander: Cheers. But I --
Lydia: What? No toast to your wife?
Nikolas: To Lydia.
Zander: To Lydia.
Nikolas: What brings you to Jake's this evening?
Zander: Yes, hello, Lydia. We are bonding.
Nikolas: Yes, and drinking. Would you care to join us?
Lucky: You know what, Nikolas? I don't think I've ever seen you so drunk.
Zander: You know, this boy can put away some alcohol. He drinks vodka like there's no tomorrow.
Nikolas: Barkeep? Barkeep!
Zander: Aha! Yell like that again and I will -- I'll hit you the second I find the energy.
Nikolas: Two more glasses.
Lucky: No, thank you.
Nikolas: Wait a minute.
Zander: What?
Nikolas: How did they know we were here?
Coleman: I called them. You can probably afford the little tab you're running up, but there's no way in hell you boys can drive home.
Nikolas: Why, thank you, Coleman. Please add a nice gratuity to the tab for yourself. Why are we here?
Zander: Fighting --
nikolas: Fighting.
Zander: About Emily.
Nikolas: Oh, yes, we were fighting about Emily.
Zander: I got to get out of here.
Nikolas: What?
Zander: I have someplace I got to be.
Nikolas: Wait a minute. If you're going to go see Emily, then I'm going to go with you.
Lydia: No, I don't think either one of you should go see Emily tonight.
Lucky: Yeah, Lydia's right. And you'll never hear me say that again.
Zander: But --
***
Zander: Hey, Em, how you --
Nikolas: Shh.
Zander: Doing?
Emily: What happened?
Zander: Well, nothing. Nikolas tripped.
Nikolas: No, I didn't. You punched me in the --
Zander: Shh.
Nikolas: Oh. Sorry. Um -- I fell -- I fell into a door. Yeah. Can you -- can you believe that? Just -- boom.
[Nikolas and Zander laugh]
Emily: Oh, my god. You're -- you're drunk! Nikolas, you're -- you're never drunk.
Nikolas: No, no, Em, it's bad manners to be in-- incensed--
Lydia: Inebriated.
Nikolas: "Inebriated," thank you.
Zander: Yes, he -- boom.
Nikolas: It's bad manners to be inebriated in public.
Emily: Ok, you guys got drunk and you had a fight.
Zander: No.
Nikolas: Uh-uh.
Zander: No. We -- we tripped and fell, and -- um -- he fell into a door and I fell into -- into a pool cue.
Emily: Ok, Nikolas hit you with a pool cue?
Nikolas: No -- no, never.
Zander: Has anyone ever told you you suck at cover stories? I told you you shouldn't have come.
Nikolas: I -- you're the one talking about doors and pool cues.
Zander: You're going to upset Emily!
Lucky: No, she will be if you don't give her some rest.
Lydia: Which means you two need to go home.
Zander: I just want to tell you I'd do anything for you, anything at all.
Emily: I know, I know --
zander: Em, I promise.
Emily: That makes me very lucky.
And the way that Zander was yelling when they went to see Emily...oh lord Tyler and Chad are the best drunks ever.
On a serious note, some 13-year-old I used to see around Franklin Plaza [ an area where some of my friends live ] got stabbed and died. Tisk .His grandmothers suing the building supervisor for $10 thousand.
That novella Class whatever is coming on soon...I'm gonna go watch it and try to compregend what they are saying until GH, hehe.