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so i was just walking back to my apartment, crossing laclede at the corner of laclede and grand, when this little bastard of a car speeds through and, i couldn't believe it, completely sprayed a wall of water all over me. i just started laughing, and what was best was this lady who was waiting in her car at the intersection saw the whole thing and ( Read more... ) -
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dear karma,
you better be careful. because if you keep dealing me this shite, i am going to respond with a non-violent retribution so forceful, you will not know what hit you. and then it will be your turn to be humbled and cower in a corner while your body slowly falls apart, piece by rotting piece.
Good luck to you!
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You know you're doing valuable research when you document that animal farts are contributing to global warming. -
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i toast life with a YESSIREE -
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so that's that then.
i just submitted my housing application, with down payment, to madrid. and i addressed and posted my confirmation letter which i will stick in the mail anoche.
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to the tune of the hot hot heat song:
oh, oh goddammit...i think i flunked it...oh god god dammit...i sure butchered it...oh god dammit...i'm done with the u -
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ahhhh i messed everything up
that was such
a bad
move
ahhhhh fix it now