I'm posting this now before I lose the nerve
jascott helped give me by saying things like, "subject matter = automatic awesome". But I must warn you all, this one's really weird. And I know I say that all the time, BUT I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME. It's just... a whole lot of HAIR.
The Winchester Hair Appreciation Picspam
Dean:
No better place to start than Impala hair, yes? I know it's hard to not just stare at his face, but try to focus on the hair if you can.
I have a definite THING for the flattened mud hair. I don't know. Something about wanting to wash it? I SAID I DON'T KNOW.
Okay, I feel this deserves discussion too. JUST LOOK AT THAT HEIGHT! It's like a faux hawk that's only a faux hawk at the very front.
THIS ONE MAKES ME LOSE IT IN MY PANTIES. It's just so spikey.
Okay, this one's maybe mostly about the smiling. I admit it.
Around the time of Route 666 things get a bit shorter on top, and generally more eratic. Controlled chaos, you might say. I have a theory that they boys always get a hair cut right before they get laid on the show, but I won't be able to say anything conclusive about that until they get laid quite a few more times. Something to work towards next season, yes?
That whole back of the neck area is a picspam of it's own just dying to happen.
This one makes me lose it, too! Just look at how fine and short and soft it is! God, I'm so easy for short hair.
Look at how choppy it is here! I JUST WANT MY HANDS IN IT. I'm such a Dean girl. It's impossible for me to deny, or hide in any way.
Hahaha! How ridiculous is THAT? Especially given his almost just having died. Though, to be fair, if there were hot nurses around I wouldn't put it past Dean to prioritize styling himself above just generaly being grateful to be alive.
AND THEN. AND THEN. AND THEN HIS HAIR GETS EVEN SHORTER. AKA THAT ONE TIME ERIN AND I DIED FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT. You know that thing about how good it feels to run your hand against the grain of a buzz cut? YEAH. THAT.
!!!
Yes. This one is mostly because of the brown plaid.
And the hair stays short. Like, really really short, for the rest of the season THE END. Well, it grows a bit more at the top, but the SIDES stay super short THE END.
Obligatory wet hair shot.
Messed up by Sam hair!
Post sex hair! Now that's one to stop and contemplate for a while. Again.
DEAN'S HAIR: THE END.
And now for Sammy's hair. Sammy's hair and I have a love/hate relationship. We have passionate frequent encounters punctuated by nasty disagreements. But I've really come around on the front of Sam's hair. Most definitely encouraged by the reading of some really hot hair fic. And I've always had it in for that fuzzy bit at the back. I really do get the appeal of sliding your hands in to and getting a good grip.
Sam:
So straight and soft in the pilot! I'm very fond of S1 Sam hair.
Much shorter, early on. What you might call a mop top, I guess. I really love how young it made him look. Not that I don't appreciate where we end up in S2.
I could just die from those bits curling up at his ears.
I did a crap job with this cap, but SHADOW HAIR. There's a whole period of Sam hair that happens here that is possibly my favourite of all.
I LOVE THE BANGS. Especially when they're all sweepy across his face. Again, I don't know how to handle caps from this scene. BUT THE POINT NEEDED TO BE MADE. PRETTY, PRETTY.
And then from the end of S1 through the first portion of S2 Sammy's hair and I are not on speaking terms. I'm sure there are many people who love that look, and, hey, buddy did just lose his father, I can cut him that slack, but there were no wet panties for Sam from me until solidly in to the second season.
And so I'll cut right to that. HI, SAM'S HAIR, HI. YOU SURE AREN'T JUST THE LITTLE BROTHER HAIR ANY MORE ARE, YA?
There will never be too much of this in the world.
THIS ANGLE SLAYS ME. Born Under A Bad Sign hair a very good thing.
I'M AM EXPERIENCING SPEECHLESSNESS ON ACCOUNT OF THE GLOWINESS AND SOFTNESS HAPPENING IN THIS SECTION.
Another thing there will never be enough of in the world.
AHS^@!@(E^&*(CURLYBITS!
THE END, THE END.
I'll probably friends lock this in a few days. ON ACCOUNT OF THE SHAME. But I'll leave it open for lurkers for a while first. Their hair is just so pretty. This kind of thing was inevitable, really. I can't possibly be held accountable. THAT'S MY STORY.
PS. This one wasn't large enough or clear enough to include, but I can't not at least link to it. I looove Sam's hair in
this one.