Who's got badass new shoes? JenJen does, motherfuckaz.

PEE PEE LIMES FOREVER!!!

Thanks to whoever left the flowers on my front porch. Leave a note next time.

Eat dick, Captain Mayhem!

Great. As a result of someone else's bullshit, other people are pissed off at me. Barn. So fucking barn. Troy and Zack, I'm really sorry ( Read more... )

Thanks, Troy. Now my friends think I'm a total crackhead. Oh well, it's fun.

I seem to have lost my sacred white sunglasses. Has anyone seen them lying around somewhere? I feel naked (in a bad way) without them. I'm sad. Very sad.

I decided not to model in the hair show after all. I talked to some stylists who seemed all too eager to really fuck my hair up and it really scared the shit out of me. Fuck the money, I'm not really up for having half my hair cut to the scalp or anything like that. I like my "wig" thankyouverymuch.

The end.

What a fucking relief. I paid all my rent so I'm caught up now, which means I can go ahead and paint my walls without worrying about us suddenly having to leave. I HATE white walls with a passion. I want to do my bedroom red, possibly with large white circles. I'm not sure though, because I always seem to gravitate towards red walls (and ( Read more... )

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So much going on and no fucking time to update. I'll stop being so lazy soon, I promise.