i am no longer allowed out of the house.

[belleatrix]

Trip to Walmart with oshngirl to buy a new wireless router ....

Walmart dude: "I love wireless routers. I have a laptop, and a card to make it go faster ...." **glances over at my vintage starwars tshirt** ".... marry me?"

Me: blank stare

Me: "did he just SAY that??"

oshngirl: "you're pathetic."

Comments

[abiona_sashenka]

HAHAHAHA, beauteous. Truly. Poor man has probably never been laid. You should at least be charitable. :-D

[belleatrix]

no, the really sad thing was ... he was, like, perfect for me! he had guaged ears and spiked hair and a pierced lip .... and liked STAR WARS!!! little skinny, but eh, he was cute! and i just stared at him. obviously i need lessons on how to flirt.

[abiona_sashenka]

O.o

GO JUMP THAT SHIT! :-D Sounds sexay... and totally my type as well. I like the skinny ones. ;-> You need to go back to W-M wearing a veil and say "When?" It would be a good humorous start to something beautiful.

[belleatrix]

sadly, i cant see myself having the guts to do that. however, i have been informed that i am never allowed to enter walmart without a starwars tshirt again. batman is also acceptable. :-D although there's potential for one of those fabulous stories ... how did you meet? well, i walked into walmart and he proposed ....