amphigory (AM-fi-gor-ee) noun, also amphigouri

A nonsensical piece of writing, usually in verse form, typically composed
   as a parody.

[From French amphigouri, of obscure origin.]

-Only answer yes or no!
-Do not say anything else unless someone comments and asks you to elaborate.

1) Taken a picture naked? No.
2) Made out with a member of the same ( Read more... )

1* First grade teacher's name: Mrs. McGrady and Mrs. Mahalick
2* Last person you said I love you to: Sunjay
3*Last song you sang: "Forget My Loss" by JLC
4* Last person you hugged: Lisa
5* Last thing you laughed at: Lisa
6* Last time you said I dont remember: I don't remember.
7* Last time you cried: Today.  First time in awhile.  I was frustrated.
9* ( Read more... )

I think I am stealing my neighbor's wireless. Moohahahahaha.

anabiosis (an-uh-bi-O-sis) noun ( Read more... )

This is for all you Catholics out there ( Read more... )

toxophilite (tok-SOF-uh-lyt) noun ( Read more... )

I am so sorry

for him
for not being there
for my inability to do anything at all to help you

If I could
I would

spoliation (spo-lee-AY-shun) noun ( Read more... )

"One more such victory and we are lost," exclaimed Pyrrhus, king of Epirus ( Read more... )

unciary (un-SEE-uh-ree) adjective ( Read more... )